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01 May 2018
The fake reviews that people post on North Korean places of interest make me sick. North Korea is the best Korea, as well it's the best country in the world. North Korea is also the most unique with it's very own Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-un.
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25 April 2018
i dont know if you can see this, but if you can helpppp they aodont know im hereaa but therey coaoming soons 0̶/̶1̶0̶ ̶p̶l̶e̶a̶a̶a̶s̶e̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶v̶e̶e̶e̶a̶ oh god thereaa herec. 10/10 ALL HAIL SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG UN!
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04 April 2018
Travel throughout North Korea was such a cool experience. I visited numerous interesting places. I highly recommend this country with friendly people, good food and so much history and controversy.
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23 February 2018
The police were so kind and generous! They only shot me twice instead of three times when I sneezed in this holy area of our supreme leader.
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21 February 2018
Definitely one of those MUST SEE places in NK!! Wonderful former palace of just an all around fat guy!
The tour even began with one of those pre-tour videos, really prepping us for our visit! It talked all about how evil America was and how holy the Supreme Leader is. One thing I was actually grateful for was the constant reminders to not take pictures! I don’t think I would’ve remembered had it not been for the constant shooting of people in our tour for taking a quick pic! And they left the bodies there on the floor just as extra reminders of their policy!!
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09 January 2018
My friend Kim lives here. He often invites me over so we can both watch My Little Pony together. We are the only two in the whole country who can watch that show! Isn't that cool?
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22 December 2017
Really had to use the bathroom but no one was available so I went off into the bushes to urinate. I ended up getting shot 7 times by a guard because I was urinating on the ashes of their supreme leader.
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14 December 2017
It was a cool place I guess, I was kidnapped when I was taking a trip in Japan and ordered to help the dear leader spy on the capitalist pigs dogs of the US and Japan! I was taken here to be taught the great ways of Kim Il-Sung but I got whipped and sent to a gulag for talking inside. Putting off two stars because the food in the gulag and the palace was salty.
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06 December 2017
This place is amazing! I got here and the guide was very nice! He seemed to be brainwashed and always smiled and laughed, even when I didn't say anything funny, but it's probably nothing. Then I saw something. Something so glorious that you'd have to be there to imagine it: the Supreme Leader himself! Marshal Kim Jong Un was very nice and told us he doesn't have a butthole and there are plenty of fat people, and nobody is malnourished. But then I sneezed, and he was disappointed. Luckily, I was only sentenced to 30 years of hard labor, and was fed one grain of rice and corn every day. This resulted in me losing 50 pounds. Best weight loss plan ever. Overall, wonderful place, and wonderful country. Would totally recommend to you.
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06 November 2017
Went here with big expectations. The grass was uncut and one of the portraits of the great leaders fell off the building and smashed into many pieces. The gardener there was taken by the authorities, and never to be seen again. Overall, an amazing experience.
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25 October 2017
Excellent fast service. I was well fed but my waiter died of starvation. Deserves a good nuking.
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16 October 2017
The coach was late picking us up, but once there it was great, We had our own guide who showed us around, I found everybody very friendly and they seemed to smile alot and kept trying to sell me little note pads.
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01 October 2017
B asically and I would have been able to do classics at the same time as you haven't done an as foe and I would
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08 September 2017
This park is by far the cleanest place I've been to. The workers who were sweeping up the dust on the palace grounds seemed to be very focused on their duties. No matter how hard I tried to get their attention they just kept working. Almost like they were afraid of something. Either way I would like to see that kind of commitment from my staff back at the office. The singing children when we arrived was a nice touch and I recommend staying quiet during this show. One member of our crew was escorted away for laughing and we haven't seen him since. I did feel like I was being stalked and photographed the entire time I was here but aside from that and the constant need to remind me of the treachery out west over the loudspeakers it's not too bad. *I was asked to kindly leave a 5 star review or my family would suffer greatly.*
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28 July 2017
Very impressed with the exterior, the Nazi Cheeseburger was inside when we took a peek, he did some really bad things, my son Nabitoquan was shot by the posters of the leaders, overall a great place to take children.
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16 July 2017
Our guide Mr. Park was numba one! He was very informative and even showed us some parts of the palace that are off-limits to foreigners. It became a little awkward when, at one point in the tour, I asked him, "how do you like living in North Korea?" and he answered, "Oh, I can't complain".
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28 June 2017
Have any of us really lived if we haven't seen this impressive palace? the answer is no
Engaging, eccentric, educational. surely the architect built this to show their pride for their country
Lovely palace
Peaceful atmosphere, everyone is so quiet
Must tell everyone about tower. must get word out
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27 June 2017
Took a shite few rows down from our Wullie n gubbed a hand full of wine gums while nursing some rice wine with a Capri Sun chaser, spent a good hour or two there till we were ready and we went on our way junkie Paradise Island the toilets our thrones.
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23 May 2017
Grand Entrance. Very interesting architecture. Kind of mean when the guards beat you and drag you outside.
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12 April 2017
I can't think of a more "ideal" place in all the world. Geumsusan Taeyang Palace of the Ideals nails it! It's got every single ideal that matters: labor, the infallibility of Great Leader, foodlessness, pain, and so many more! If you've left this palace off your palace tour, you're going to be left without a leg to stand on. Literally!
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06 March 2017
This place sucked. The mattresses were stuffed with corpses and the pillow was actually a roll of human flesh. The staff were robots, with dead skin stitched over their lifeless mechanical faces. There was no food, so we had to hunt our own. Unfortunately, the only source of food in the area is the local death camp, where we spear starving residents and cook them on a fire made of oil and once living people. It was a horrid experience, especially when we realized there was no liquor. I was looking forward to drinking over the corpses of the innocent! Kim Jong Un, please improve your hotel!
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16 February 2017
This place probably the worst place in the hist--- *NORTH KOREAN AUTO CORRECT* This place is absolute best kim jung un is magnificent god. It is truly the best place to mock the filthy Americans
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15 February 2017
North Korea final boss. I must say, this really added another dimension to the gameplay. It took me 5 and a half hours to beat this final level but I enjoyed every second. I am going to do a quick walkthrough of the level here:
Right away, head forward and jump into the spotlight. It'll contort the gravity and cause you to walk on the wall that the spotlight is pointing at. Once you get up to the next platform, dodge the NUCLEAR WARHEAD and jump over to the next spotlight. Make sure you don't hit the NUCLEAR WARHEAD and once you head downwards, go into the next spotlight. Grab the one up if you wish when you get there and then into the next spotlight.
Now quickly head up. The green platforms will go down into the NUCLEAR WARHEADS, so make sure you don't stay on top of them for too long. Some of the other islands will move once you jump on top of them. The final portion of this stage is a rotating island that climaxes by dipping into the pool of water. So go in the opposite direction and then jump onto the green platform at the end. Head up and get past the NUCLEAR steam and then once again go through the blue light to head to the next planet.
This is the NUCLEAR WARHEAD portion of the level. Here you'll see three rotating circles, with the middle one going in a different direction than the outer ones, making it challenging to get across. Make sure you don't get hit by the fire here and continue on. Get past the rotating NUCLEAR WARHEADS and then onto the next portion that's similar to the part in the fire level where you have to jump to the end of the rotating platforms that end in a harmful area. Make sure you go in the opposite direction, jumping over the NUCLEAR WARHEAD. At the end jump into the spotlight.
This is the last part of the level before the boss fight, and unarguably the hardest (possibly harder than the actual boss!). Basically it takes place in a huge cylinder. The challenge here are the NUCLEAR WARHEADS that get shot out and the NUCLEAR WARHEADS. The former are the more challenging, as they'll home in on you.
Right away head forward. The NUCLEAR WARHEADS will be shot out now, so make sure you don't get hit. Head right now and under the NUCLEAR WARHEAD, getting the FREEDOM if you need them. Now head forward once more and over the green platforms. Jump onto the rotating platforms that circle the stage, and make sure that the NUCLEAR WARHEADs don't hurt you. Get to the next platform by jumping onto the last rotating green platform. Make sure the NUCLEAR WARHEAD doesn't hit you by staying on either the right or left sides. Continue on until you get to the launch star. Go through it.
KIM JONG UN will then come in with his NUCLEAR ARSENAL by his side. ROBOT KIM JONG UN will be at the end of the flight of stairs here, so just head up them. Grab the FREEDOM and 1-Up while heading to ROBOT KIM JONG UN, and make sure you do it quickly as they'll start spewing fire balls, which will destroy the stairs. Once you get to ROBOT KIM JONG UN, he'll send you up to the first planet, thus starting the battle.
There are three parts here, each one requiring you to harm ROBOT KIM JONG UN two times. They're each similar to the previous ROBOT KIM JONG UN battles, with slight differences. On the first planet you must not get hit by the spiky plants. ROBOT KIM JONG UN will start the battle by jumping up and down as usual. After that he'll form into a rock boulder, and then charge you. Before he hits you, spin attack him. He'll then start rolling around the stage on his back, so when he gets closer to you, spin attack him once more. Do this one more time and he'll then send you to the next planet.
Anyway guys I hope you enjoy my short tutorial on how to defeat this final Kim Jong Un boss level. If you did be sure to like and subscribe.
Till next time!!
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22 January 2017
Great place! I met Kim-Jong-Un, and he showed me all his nukes and stuff. It was really cool! Then I saw a child being sent to a death camp, it was truly magnificent. Would recommend to everyone! *cough* *cough*
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