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28 April 2018
Awesome university for all North Koreans. It is the only university!
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25 April 2018
Fantastic University, awesome professors the food on the otherhand is delicious, I'm currently studying in the N.U.K.E Fields hoping one day I can build Nuclear weapons for the glorious leader.
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05 February 2018
I am at this university right now in 2024! I go into classrooms and see mold on the wall and floor. WHAT A CLEAN UNIVERSITY I GUESS! The food there were like the ones in concentration camps, yum! The professors are slackers, which means I get to do illegal stuff without getting caught! The security cameras are broken. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND GOING TO THIS UNIVERSITY!!!!!! I am studying nuke stuff btw.
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01 February 2018
I am very glad that our glorious leader Kim Il-Sung gave me a scholarship here. At first I was excited to help make nukes when I realized my destiny : helping our glorious leader spread the ideology of communism. I took 8 years in communist philosophy before being truly enlightened about communism. I hope the nuclear students can help us destroy those capitalist pigs.
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20 January 2018
This is a wonderful institute, in which one can learn a great deal, however, the one primary factor keeping me from rating this a full five stars was the extreme lack of furries and furry culture within the school. It deeply saddens me that our great leader would exclude this incredibly important part of our education from us, however, I do not doubt that he had a wonderful reason for keeping the class from us.
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29 November 2017
Great place. I graduated from here in 2026. My degree was Nuke Gender Studies. In the US people think nukes have no genre but they should check their privilege. Thanks to my curriculum I was able to find a job in a local mine. I work 160 hours a week and my pay is $1 a day. Could be better but I'm grateful to our Great Leader.
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21 November 2017
I've spent 2 years at Berkeley University, and 2 years at Kim Il-sung University. Both will give you an top notch communist education. But North Korea University is Best University.
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12 November 2017
I love this place! I graduated from here when I was 97 years old (died here somehow still writing this)! The courses here are starvation, nuclear science 1, nuclear science 2, nuclear science 3, nuclear science 4, AP nuclear science, Advanced AP nuclear science, nuclear bomb countruction, supreme leader childhood, supreme leader s## Ed, supreme leader anatomy, supreme leader worship, rule following, poverty and starvation. Very good school but bullies have been known to eat students.
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15 October 2017
one of the smartest universities in the world. actually it is the smartest university in the world. Those capitalist imperialist American pigs try to make you think otherwise. But not me I don't fall for that western propaganda. I'm smart enough to know where I should go to. Unlike that ''south Korea'' where you have to go to school for 8 hours WE go to school for 24 hours. The Food there is amazing. I lost 30 kg. It's that good! I hope kids of the future generation will be able to go here and learn the amazing knowledge stored behind those gates (and bared wire). With amazing classes teaching things like Nuclear research,Rocketry,Mass Genocide,Poverty,Food (couldn't find the class),Communism,Loyalty,Honor and most important Our Supreme Leader
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13 October 2017
I learned that Kim Jong Un is the greatest. I also got a free textbook called "How to be in poverty" and also a textbook called "Hungry? Well we don't have food"
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11 October 2017
Horrible edgeyoukation here. All I wanted to do was to learn how to blow my brains out properly. Instead, all I got was this Origami for Dummies book and a Masters in iOS 6.2.
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05 September 2017
At first, I was a bit skeptical about this college, but after realizing that it has the name Kim in it, which is one of the greatest leaders of all time, I had to give it a shot (no pun intended). I really liked nuclear science class, but that is all they really teach. There were no Gender studies, just learning how to build nukes. You will have the power to destroy the enemies of the best leader of all time, but after seeing a nuclear explosion about ten times, it gets boring. It's a great school, but nuclear science is all they teach.
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07 August 2017
Best University in the world. All you have to do to graduate is respect the great leaders and watch missle launches. the only thing that sucks is their is no buffet meal pass and You will get hungry. But the party scene was lit i got to shoot up heroin and smoke weed and drink beer with the Girls.
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27 July 2017
This University taught me skills that I would need to be successful, like Nuclear Bomb Testing, Propaganda Class, Kim Regime History, Missile Testing, Execution Class, Basketball taught by my fav teacher, Dennis Rodman, Child and Adult Culinary, US Citizen Culinary, Communism Class, Democratic Peoples Republic Class (Although it should be Totalitarian Dictatorship Class) all the usual stuff, but their is no internet connection, so when I'm in class, I can't search google for answers, I would also have to buy 10 £300,000 textbooks. The dorm housing was awful, my cell is smaller than the others, my cell is more like a studio than separate rooms, my roommate wouldn't let me have the top bunk, his name was Bonqweek Baulerr, and he only played frisbee golf, the security were really strict on both homework and physical labor, we would do 12 hours of community service (or hard labor) before we could do our monumental amount of work, I swear one semester, my homework for one class was taller than the Burj Khalifa. I don't recommend this university unless you like learning useful skills.
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27 July 2017
This place teach me how to be soldier for dprk it was good college teach me some English before I escaped North Korea
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20 July 2017
Nice facts on being a soldier! Great education system!
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29 June 2017
Almost as fake as Trump University
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11 May 2017
Most challenging university ever. There was no internet access. You know what that means? I can't Google my answers man.. no damn Wikipedia, every research is done old school library style. Being expelled from university also meant execution via anti aircraft guns. Good thing this meant I can take down the competition, I managed to blackmail the TOP student by putting a Donald trump biography in his bag during a surprise inspection. I graduated from a nuclear projectiles course from a batch of 40 students, there were only 5 of us left alive to earn our bachelors. I managed to pay off my student loans by selling my kids to the youth park. 5/7 would recommend this university, it Beats the Ivy League and oxford and many other TOP universities in the world.
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11 April 2017
I am studying here but I have been kidnapped and am being detained here against my will. please help. Also, quality education by the way.
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16 March 2017
I originally enrolled in the university for business technology courses. You may know how famous North Korea is for its capitalist businesses and high tech computers so I figured it would be the best place to earn my degree. I arrived at the school on an early Sunday morning. The speakers were spewing something in Korean and the birds seemed to sung in harmony. They sang such a beautiful song, I was almost swept into a trance. "All hail thee dear leader! All hail! All hail! All hail lord Kim! He brought us through our hardest times and fought in our hardest wars! Oh Kim! Oh Kim! Kim please bring us into salvation!" I was shaken out of the trance by my travel partner Paul. "I thought I'd lost you there" exclaimed Paul. "It was the birds Paul, they sing such beautiful melodies of communism and propaganda for Kim Jong Un." "Don't listen to that crap!" He said sharply. "They will brain wash you and throw you in gulag!" We were then approached by the deen. "Why hello there, say you folks don't look Korean. Where are you from?" He asked. "New South Wales" I said proudly. "Why I never herd o such a place." "Its in Australia" I said. "Aus-what?". "Australia, you know the big island." "Never herd of it. Sound like American propaganda made to insult our glorious leader and all that we stand for." He left in a hurry. Clearly he wasn't supposed to be talking to foreigners about the outside world. We then approached the front desk so that we could be shown the was to our class. "Erro dere ow can I erlp ru todayr." Said the lady at the desk. "Yes we are trying to find our class. It's business tech with ms. Park." Said Paul. "Ohr I am a so sowry but misisa park isar no ronga wit us." "What happened to her?" I asked stupidly. "Ohr she was a takern awayr by da miritary. Apperentry buissnerss technorogy is a not arrawed in a true korear hnn." I was shocked. What lies had we been hearing about this place? How far did the conspiracies go? "Wer sinc misisa park is a noronga wit us, I am afraid you wirr have to take a different cours enh. Oh I da know, how about a nucrear nechnorogy?" Nuclear technology? "Sure, that sound fun!" Said Paul. Next thing I knew I was working on a plantation making nuclear weapons for the state. One day Paul dropped some uranium and was taken away by the guards. I never saw him again. I tried to escape. But to no use. I was caught. Chained to a pole. And executed using a anti aircraft machine gun. It hurt!
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09 February 2017
Majored in Speaking Dolphin, also got my anus removed. Very hands on teaching and I love it.
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31 December 2016
Nice Facilities & Friendly Staff, One Of The Best Places To Receive An Education. Learned A Lot About The Dear Leader.
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16 December 2016
Great university which offers a wide variety of courses to name a few would include the history of North Korea, Communism 101, Communism 1A, Proper dildo usage 32, Kim's view of the world, and Child labor 1A. The university however, had a very poor selection of business courses, I guess the great leader doesn't approve of capitalism which is very odd
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