Place smells like pee. I'm worryed about the vx gas
The noodles and pickled orphan are especially well made, even the half rack of labrador is different. There's a lot more garlic in their dishes (including the breaded shar pei liver ). It's always crowded so be prepared to wait at gunpoint to dine in this restaurant. Have the candy after you leave due to the generous use of dog hair in their dishes.
I had a decent time in here. The atmosphere is a bit stiff, however, the customer service was phenomenal. Perhaps it was in part due to my resemblance to the Great Leader. I would recommend the roasted orphan. It was a little on the lean side but was excellently seasoned. Overall I would give it a three star rating.
Delicious food, definately not poisoned, cat, dog, or dead orphan. Kim Jong Un himself came here to talk to me and he complimented my shoes and gave 5 million dollars. Definatley will come back, and definately not propaganda #IHeartKimJongUn
At first i thought it was cat and dog, but i soon realize that it was dead orphan, I had tasted the same meat before when i was in labor camp. I was so glad that great leader had choose to serve us premium water, with only 50 grams of bromine per milliliter! SO happy and pleased! The servers where very happy and so were the guards right behind them. 10/10 would have my stomach pumped again!