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30 April 2018
Best stadium ever! Awesome football matches (soccer you american idiots) so great to see so many people having a great time. Great leader Kim Jong-Un likes it.
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26 April 2018
ALL HAIL THE GREAT LEADER. But was little disappointed that they shot me for looking sideways
I also saw psy the gangnam style guy but he looks different in person. Kinda like this dictator. Is that racist? Maybe :)response / report this review -
11 April 2018
I went to see if I can get a ticket luckly they were free but this rude old lady wouldn't give me my popcorn. But enjoyed getting brainwashed by the glorious leader Kim John Un.
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01 April 2018
The most excited sports stadium I've ever been to, and the only stadium I will ever go to because of Great Leader. Great football matches (that's soccer to you American pigs) to be expected here. I will never forget about the 2017 Super Football Cup Final when Best Korea defeated the traitors Bad Korea 69420-0. Great Leader was clapping and happy too
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01 April 2018
It's the biggest stadium in the world. All citizens can enjoy various sports for free. Mass Games is a sight to behold.
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18 February 2018
It's just an incredible experience, the high quality screens and speakers blasting propaganda and the women in traditional dresses with Kim's face tattooed into their cleavage, it's just incredible
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07 February 2018
Kim comes out before every game or festival and strips down to his underwear to show everyone his massive blubber storage, so they can pray and worship upon it. A lucky few people even get to kiss it! Would return 10 out of 10 nuclear reactors.
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10 January 2018
its a great stadium, like bro? kim was there and we had lunch together. great guy great country.
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09 January 2018
Our lord and savior has provided the workers of the world a glorious stadium. This stadium shows the powers of communism and the workers of the world. This stadium shows how weak the 1% and capitalism really is.
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09 December 2017
Stunning view of the starving children who danced for the supreme leader. I really enjoyed the part where they got pulled off the stage by a North Korean soldier and brutally killed them and brought them to their houses where their pigs ate them.
The ham last Christmas was delicious. Kim Jun I'm and I thoroughly enjoyed watching people starving to death on the streets.
To be frank I would like my home country South Korea to become communist and I'll want the Supreme Leader to baby very lovely orgys as I'm secretly a tranny.👍👍👌👈
I would recommend coming here again but I would like to go see the story of Ducky Fucky Kimmy the movie as it depicts the art of starving people while somehow looking like that kid from the movie Up.
Definitely would recommend coming back but bring low fat cheese from South Korea. He'll probably kill you cause he's is chubby and hates South Korea.response / report this review -
06 December 2017
Great place to spend the afternoon. Usually come here with Kimmy after purchasing the entire stock of the Super excellent fun time dog of weiner stand.
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16 November 2017
Scary experience. The "Great Leader" fell in love with my boyish charm on a visit to the Pyongyang. I will admit now that I was a bit flattered by his physicality. He demanded that the majority of the city put on a demonstration for me in this stadium. I was in awe of his generosity and the coordination of the performing peoples. However, towards the end of the show, the "Great Leader" groped me. I cried and ran away from his salty embrace. I took a bus back to the US and am ok. :)) 3/5 Stars. Good pasta here!
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17 October 2017
Amazing trip!
I watched a game here, and I ate some hot dogs, but I’m not sure if it was actual meat.
The French fries were amazing! It tasted like communism.
At the end of the game, I watched a gladiator fight.
Kim Jong un forced me to rate this five stars.
Because he told me I had a good time, I had a good time.
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15 October 2017
The greatest place on earth. Try the hot dogsthey're Korean spicy and who knows what in em so you don't have to feel bad about the death of any particular animal.
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11 August 2017
Came here because I found black market tickets to U2, The Joshua Tree tour. We were treated to a special surprise, Kim was asked to join Bono to sing Pride in the name of love, and when he went down there started singing She Bangs, She Bangs with a very thick accent. He threatened to chop The Edges right hand to keep as collectible, but instead just went backstage and shot a stage worker who was an illegal alien. Oh yeah the hot dog stand outside is awesome. Not sure why there were so many dog carcasses all over though. Must be the hot radioactive weather.
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10 August 2017
I scored a ticket to what was billed as "a very important soccer match" but when I got there all there was to see was 149,999 people starving to death. Real bummer. Fortunately, I was able to stop by The Great Hot Dog Stand of Eternal Glory outside the stadium for lunch. It was fantastic, although to this dayI'm not really sure what exactly were in those hot dogs.
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29 July 2017
I got to watch hunger games LIVE! I accidentally asked where my seats were in English and guards started rushing towards me but I luckily only got 1 arm chopped off instead of 2. I loved watching the protesters and prisoners fight to death for a bag of chips.
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12 July 2017
Unlike many others I had a wonderful experience. No body parts were chopped off. We were truly blessed. I will go here again soon and help out with public shaming!
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01 July 2017
When me and my wife arrived her arm was chopped off since she touched the stone walls of this beautiful stadium. Unlike my home of Capitalist Britain, they did not send an ambulance and she died of blood loss shortly thereafter. I proceeded to be forced into the stadium by two underweight men, taking a seat and watching a stunning 1v1 football match (which I really enjoyed) with a morbidly obese Korean man in a suit. I was punished for touching water when it rained halfway through the match and unfortunately had both of my legs removed by the Great Leader himself. I then stood up and left. All in all it was a really nice experience. Snacks were good too.
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15 June 2017
went to play football with my friends. there were some Korean playing as well. so we played against them. we won and as a reward our great leader chopped off out legs great experience.. 10/10.
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13 June 2017
There are only three words in the weak, piggish English language to describe this stadium: Wow! Wow! Wow! You've never seen a soccer match, military tribunal or whipping show until you've seen one here. This stadium is capable of seating over 114,000 people, so be sure to force all your friends to attend the next mandatory event - at hatchet point if need be! Make sure you eat at Great Leader's Mega-Tubular House of Rice and Good Times (co-owned by Sammy Hagar) on Concourse J - their menu is littered with all sorts of fun nutrients like blasting caps and tar. As the saying goes, "114,000 people enter, 1 unified blissful nation leave!"
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12 April 2017
Christian Bible
John 3:16-21 Modern English Version (MEV)
16 “For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish, but have eternal life. 17 For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved. 18 He who believes in Him is not condemned. But he who does not believe is condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 This is the verdict, that light has come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For everyone who does evil hates the light and does not come to the light, lest his deeds should be exposed. 21 But he who does the truth comes to the light, that it may be revealed that his deeds have been done in God.”
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11 April 2017
Kind of a cheap ripoff our German Olympiastadion that Hitler built 1937, also Kim kinda lame and wasn't quite as impressive as Hitler was. Also the nukes looked cheap. If you have nothing better to do in NK I guess you can it's worth visiting. I will disclose some pictures with suggestions how to make the make the program more impressive.
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11 April 2017
Got to watch the new Rodrick get hanged. Amazing experience. Best of all time. Then I had to run from the North Korean Police for saying #notmyrodrick. They were not chill
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22 March 2017
I had a great time. I only got shot once how lucky am I? Kim invited me here and we had a great time together. He even let me watch him launch 40 nukes. It was a once in a lifetime experience to get shot at and be scared out of your mind. I had to hide in the bathroom stall to hide from the firing squad for about an hour. He gave me a live dog and let me cook it myself. Bring your kids because they might get sold into child labor. Only about 400 people were killed so all in all it was a great day. Great place for the family would highly recommend.
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17 February 2017
Came for the Hunger Games, Western Capitalist pigs pitted against each other. Very entertaining, especially the constant propaganda and chants blasting from the loudspeakers. You can tell Eternal Supreme Leader sacrificed half the population to build this place, all the blood sweat and tears. I was bothered a bit by a citizen pleading for medicine for his daughter, but otherwise I would highly recommend, 8/8. #NorthKoreaisBestKorea
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