There is a stink in the drink but the hooker is a looker. And 8 years in prison for saying so.
amazing almost got arrested for trying to order a hamburger
I found a hair in my plastic noodle, i think it was Sir Un's pubes. Possibly a poisoned fork
The food was not bad it was really nice, but my main concern was the toxic smell coming from the river. Other than that and the smell of socialism it was an amazing experience. Going to refer Bernie Sanders here.
made donald trump proud .ok rocketboy suck it hail trump
To be fair the deep fried rat was excellent
Quality food, Dining experience slightly marred by the smell from nearby concentration camp, beaten waiters a specialty
Horrible place. Grime all over the club and visitors were rude. Leader needs 8r383if jjnn##I$$@@#feadwf rgwrbfff grwwe#@
ALL HAIL KIM JONG UN GREATEST OF ALL LEADERS TO EVER RULE THE EARTH WE WILL DESTROY ALL CAPITALIST PIGS
My mom is sent to the labor camp bcs she drank some of the trump's seductive juice. But i only ordered sum kim jong un's seductive juice so i got sum cimplimeny
The fried orphan is far better at Okryugwan but they have a better range of drinks here for the diplomats, you can have fermented cats urine, white spirit, prison hooch, or they do an interesting cocktail of all three, the fried orphan tastes far better after a couple of glasses of cats urine.
I saw Donald Trump here, then he proceeded to PUNCH THE SHORT, FAT CHILD KIM ROIGHT OF THA BLOODY FACE! Very diplomatic when your at gunpoint too. (Have fun being annihilation you short wastes of life!)
What's with all these negative reviews? This place is great. I have a new favourite food! It's called "Roast dog fed with dead labor campers"
Me and my girlfriend ended up doing the all you can eat cooked food dish #2 through cooked food dish #7 for 2 food ration stamps per person. I think it's worth doing the 3 food ration stamps one - you get 4 extra items, where 3 of them are orphan ribs, thighs and fingers, and the last one is spicy dog tail. I was disappointed with the 2 food ration stamps plates.
Overall, dog and orphan meat quality was mediocre and I wish i could hand pick the orphan out of their cages in the back. Some of the labrador and pug meat had no seasoning so it tasted kind of bland and the sauce that the great leader provided for the orphan meat wasn't the greatest. I think it's a terrible choice, even if you are starving to death, which never happens in north Korea. - Food rations poorly spent.
Great food, loved the dead North Korean
I was here. I loved the atmosphere.
I always order "cooked meal #6" but one day they screwed up my order and gave me "cooked meal #3". of course they looked the same but they tasted different. I asked mr. laborer #2 to give me "cooked meal #6", but he called his manager and now im on my way to "Work camp #4".
I ordered a dead 12-year-old North Korean boy here last week, and instead I got a dead North Korean infant girl. I was very dissatisfied when they got my order wrong, so I demanded to speak out against the manager of the establishment. It turns out that the manager was the Dear Leader himself since he apparently owns everything in North Korea. I'm being taken to a labor camp soon, but I'm sure the experience there will be better than the one I had at this restaurant!
Also, they don't offer take-out. Bummer. :/