Noodles tasted real good, then discovered they were alive crawling around on plate. Waitress got angry I wouldn't eat!
This place serves the best freedom around, billions and billions of freedom. And its gonna be great. Made noodles great again! 🇺🇸
DOGS - deepfried, poached, boiled, battered, grilled. Pretty much anyway you like em.
Try the "Dear Leader Challenge!" If you finish the left side of the menu in under an hour, your family gets to eat free for a month! Dear Respected Comrade Kim Jung Un was the first to attempt the feat and did it twice in a single day! It's a very official dining special (the guards ensure that there is no cheating). There's even a gallery of winners (currently just three of the same picture of the Dear Respected Chairman, but I'm sure there will be more soon, with a deal like this!). My son attempted the challenge, and though the waitress didn't initially want to let him (she said none inferior to the Supreme Commander would be worthy. She nearly cried telling us this, such is her patriotic fervor). He failed, and the guards escorted him to the Consolation Booth in the back. I'm sure we'll see him again soon, though I know his shame must be great. I told him there was no shame in loosing to such a man as our dear Worker's Party Chairman, and he seemed to hold his head a little higher as he was walked to the rear of the restaurant. Our waitress hurried us out to give him space to mourn his defeat, and even let us eat for free, as long as we left quickly! What service!
For the life of me I can NOT figure out what all the hype about the Yanke Noodles Soba Bra is. This place is definitely all hype. It's no WONDER everyone in this country is so thin if this is considered an excellent restaurant. That being said, service was OK at best and the "Kim's Surprise" lettuce wraps were somewhat tasty.