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Added by Jopie, at 15 February 2017
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11 Reviews
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15 October 2017
The noodles were too warm due to them not having a refrigerator. AND THERE WAS NO WIIFII!!!!
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24 September 2017
So my story begins. I came across this rest place to eat. Saw Kim Ju King Kong on the front top building. Flip him off and said Make North K. Great again. I saw the Police running towards me. So I took off, running! I then saw the Army come looking for me so I made a phone call to Trump saying Bomb these Bastards once and for all. Go Marines Simper Fi. Then fled back to the U.S
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09 September 2017
The noodles are cold, but luckily the beer is warm.
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16 August 2017
Two things about this place. Firstly, the noodles are cold because they can't afford the electricity or gas. Secondly, the noodles are actually made of dried grass, dandelion stems, mice tails and worms. Also the soup it comes in is made of the pure blood, sweat and tears of the kitchen staff. Maybe would've given it four stars if there was a vegetarian option.
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25 June 2017
They took me here, told me to sit and eat.
They serve amazing carrots.
I really enjoy my stay in the Peoples Republic of North Korea.
I don't know when I'll be back home but the people are really friendly.
I'm doing fine and I am in good health.
I love my family but most of all the Great Leader.
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04 June 2017
If I could give this restaurant 5,000,000 stars I would, because you haven't had a plate full of a cold, wet, limp noodle until you've been to Pyongyang's Zagat-banned Cold Noodle House. Do you like cold, frosty, hostile service? A to-die-for (and many have!) ambiance reminiscent of an 18th-Century slave ship? And a selection of cold noodles that range from 1 to 3 kinds, depending on your party status? Well then, look no further. This Cold Noodle House will remind you of your grandmother's kitchen, if your nana had been a Khmer Rouge bare-knuckles boxing champ. And if you're looking for a real local delicacy, ask for the Blasting Cap Creme Brulee. It's heavy on the blasting caps and light on the Brulee, but who's counting?
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16 May 2017
apparently if you say the Kim Jong Un special is gross you get arrested it happened to my brother
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13 April 2017
loved it ever since my wife was sent to camp here i am free to enjoy the finer things in life praise the fat piggy
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12 April 2017
We ordered some noodles and they were actually cold. Don't understand how they could servce our meals cold since we were the only customers.
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04 April 2017
I was walking to work one day and cane across this restaurant. Great food and people but I was arrested for not bowing at the great leader upon entering.
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22 February 2017
Don't understand your weird language
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