This place sucks
I wanted to see what movie studios were like in other countries but this studio was deserted other than a few guards patrolling the area.
I found this place to be a bit dull. Also who are they trying to fool with a European set. I mean really
Studio that produces Low budget porno movies. Kim Jong-un, our great leader starred in one of their movies titled (roughly translated) " Debbie does Kim Jong-un". He gave a stellar preformance in his role. When he busted off on that girls face wow! It was theatrical magic! You just have to see it for yourself!
Pollywood's finest productions, featuring the greatest stars on the planet such as Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Un, Kim Il Sung, as they eat Kim Chi, fight western scum, save the world, slay dragons & dinosaurs & tag team the world's largest lesbian orgy with all 3.5 billion of the world's women!
The average film grosses over $96,000,000,000,000.
I thought they were being dramatic and creative with all of their movies in black and white until I realized the whole country is actually in black and white. O well. Not nearly enough famine movies.