Name: Central Ideals Zoo
Address: Pyongyang, North Korea, KP

Central Ideals Zoo is a zoo, located at Pyongyang, North Korea

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Pyongyang

Added by Jopie, at 03 February 2017

Monday Closed
Tuesday Open 24 hours
Wednesday 12:00 – 12:01 AM
Thursday Closed
Friday Closed
Saturday Closed
Sunday Closed

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Functionally Illiterate

26 April 2018

Great zoo! Favourite enclosure was the capitalist pigs. Would give 5 stars but there was no food. Long live the Supreme Leader
Aidan Kelton

25 April 2018

This place is awesome, my favorite part were the North Korean people getting whipped for trying to eat the dead decomposed dogs but then they closed the zoo. I would give 5 stars but the guards pointing their guns at me everywhere was kinda annoying.
Christian Pyle

08 April 2018

Zoo was trash. Kim ill Sung sucks. The tiger show was amazing though. Very realistic, it looked very real when the Asian was being eaten alive.
Max Goldberg

10 February 2018

Who would’ve thought the zoo is just a holding facility for foreign capitalist pigs!?? Fun for the whole fam! Would’ve given it 5 stars, but there was no food in sight.
Jim McLonderanciclapetus

23 January 2018

Snivy and I went here and I accidentally tripped and fell on a small statue of Kim Il Sung. It remained intact but the security guards captured me and told me I will be sent to a labor camp. I asked if there is anything I can do to prevent this and they turned me into a Vaporeon and kept me in one of the cages for about 5 hours. Then they turned me back and let me go. It was overall fun and I highly recommend.
Robby McLonderanciclapetus

12 January 2018

There are lots of skinny animals and Pokémon here. Also, some of the "animals" here are really just children dressed as animals so they can get a meal. Some of the animals are mutated from the nuclear waste they get fed. I once got locked up in a cage here and people were flicking boogers at me. I got a free meal! 5 stars.
William Guo

06 January 2018

This place was amazing! I would take pictures of the zoo, but a guard grabbed my camera and broke it. He thought I was a spy, but I was actually going to the zoo to see my family. Its all right, I live here now too. Would recommend if you are staying anywhere nearby, like Camp 22.
Simon Katz Carter

05 January 2018

My was amazing and this was the cherry on top. All of the animals were so damn peaceful and skinny. What do they feed them? Animals in America are big fat pigs. Literally. 10/10. 5 stars.
Lorenzo Is Here

05 December 2017

took my 3 wife's and 47 kids here thought it would be cool, but i didnt realize the animals were just dead they all were dead. like i paid 47000$ to get here and no animals, i asked someone for some info and he said that they just eat them when they die,
MSEL

02 December 2017

Disappointing. All the animals had escaped though a hole in the wall (never make the animals build their own enclosures), but don't worry, they didn't get very far. They were shot down by Kim's elite private hunting squad so they could used for the glorious leader's breakfast.
Emmett Mizanin

24 November 2017

pretty good except all of the animals were children and they were begging for food and stuff. One of our group members left and we later found him in one of the cages. Very much like a weird fetish dungeon would not go again for the views.
Tom Dengler

10 November 2017

This is the finest zoo where should we put all the western capitalist pigs. We need more zoo's like this. All hail the Supreme Leader!
Yameen Ahmed

19 October 2017

I took my 17 kids to the zoo. One got eaten by the tiger due to the zookeepers running out of meat. 5 were turned into pigs by or OH SO GLORIOUS SUPREME LEADER, due to his god powers. 10 were killed by the deadliest animal, dotarduis trumpus, or better known as the big American dotard. It had corny hair. My last son was eaten by a starving local. Would rate 5 but stinky bathrooms
Ethan Hunt

16 October 2017

Wonderful experience!

The exhibits were amazing! Many of the animals were half-eaten by the natives, but still a very good zoo!
Tom Polakis

02 October 2017

The highlight was my first view of the North American Dotard. Signage is excellent. Didn't realize how vast the range is for this species.
Neil Dickson

23 August 2017

Was hailing the old supreme Leader when a USA SPY (BASTARD!) dressed as a monkey got into cage. I KILLED IT. Hail Kim Baby! Turns out is was a monkey after all but ALL HAIL OUR GREAT LEADER!! Going to the supermarket later to buy rice surprise (there's no rice in rice surprise). HAIL KIM. I LOVE YOU, LIKE, REAL MAN LOVE!!
Jesse Hernandez

26 July 2017

Glory to the Supreme Leader. This is the finest Zoo in the world. The American Pig exhibit was my favorite. Throw in a piece of meat and watch them fight to the death. We even received an extra ration of kimchi for exposing a western tourist as a spy. Thank you 9gag for recommending this experience.
Valentin Fichez

03 July 2017

Had a great time with the supreme Leader in this beautiful zoo of his! Only reason I give two stars is due to the short opening times, 1minute is not enough to enjoy this beautiful creation .
Javan VandeSlunt

30 May 2017

The parking lot is much too small for a park of this size. Clearly access to this undiscovered jewel in beautiful North Korea is restricted to only the elite and lucky, with a parking lot that small. Beautiful and clean park! It's almost like there have never been any people in it.
Drew Ferguson

23 May 2017

I really like how all the animals are on a diet! Everything is like clockwork, feeding once a week for all animals! Cages were small so it was easy to see the tigers, and gorilla. Did you know that moose also eat children? Also very difficult to see every exhibit because the whole zoo is only open from 6:00AM to 6:01AM
AngryFlagman

21 May 2017

No animals at all. Just a bunch of soldiers holding pictures of animals in the cages. The Great Leader says they are real animals. I will believe they are if they would just stop pointing guns at my head.
Julien Egeling

09 April 2017

Pretty good but i dont think its a good idea to put people in the same cage as tigers
Joshua LeBlanc

08 April 2017

BEST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE!!! All cages were guarded with heavily armed men with machine guns so no animals or humans could get out! POI's are the Trespasser's Savannah where all trespassers (animals or humans) go to be caged! I had fun feeding the locked dogs in enclosed spaces. Don't forget to pick up American ape lollipops on your way out! 10/10 would recommend!
Vaughn Leisure

04 April 2017

Many of the people in the zoo are very nice and they allow me to pet the many starved children in the zoo. They also allow me to view the free roaming tigers. They however, do not let me pet the humans in the zoo. I am so mad because they will not let me pet the starving old people.
Blake Marthaler

22 March 2017

It was fine i guess, but the only things in the cages were people. Actually, I think this may be the prison.
Jacob Plays Games!

10 February 2017

An excellent experience, I went here before i defected to south korea and let me tell you, ITS SPOTLESS. Its as if nobody can go there like those capatilist pigs in the USA. This zoo has high grade 10 inch tall fences that can even keep out a lion! I loved it, but too bad i defected ;_; Much love.