Not enough propaganda, come on guys, we have to tell people that the USA is bad because it’s preventing this country from killing everybody else.
good place to have a smoke with kim and have some beers
great place. I could see for miles.
Great i got to touch the bottom of Kim jong il staute
Laid there 2 statue of two fat pigs supreme leader.May both rottten in hell.
I went with my wife and kids. When I came back I had a plot of land and a full belly. And the US should stop criticising My Man Kim cuz after my wife and children were tooken it took an hour to have food on my plate and not just a little bit it was enough to think they killed my family and were feeding them to me out that’s crazy. Also I befriended a lot of people there.once I meet the general I hung out with my man kim did you know he has a whole room with some quote on quote lit supreme and bape closet I remarried and we hope to go to North Korea again I love my man KIm. Turns out I’m gay and I am now married to papi Kim love my boo
9/11. Would rate 11/11 if the locals didn't steal my BBQ chips and eat the bag. My boy Kim turned them into typical North Korean BBQ (Usually escaped Americans, poor farmers, and assorted meats)
it was pretty nice don't go i suggest it but you should go either way
Must visit here. I am happily serving 20 years of labor and generously fed several grains of corn per day Not to worry though I recieve all my daily nutrition from the spiritual rays emenating from Marshal Kims statues
May the supreme leader be given good health and all i see is all tourist no peasants!
It was pretty nice here, the people were very friendly but seemed kind of scared and to them selves for whatever reason. I would totally travel here again but with things I've been hearing about missile testing I doubt it will be here for long. COME CHECK IT OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
Beautiful place. I went there with my girlfriend and we had a great time.
But suddenly a strange, beautiful, chabby man appeared. He had a fake missile in his left hand and a charming look on his face. Said his name was Kim. That was the moment i knew the love of my life was lost forever. My girlfriend fell in love so hard she almost cried. I came back to my country, broken-hearted. She decided to stay there, chasing her unreachable love.
Beautiful view though, 9/11 would visit again
The labour camp on this hill has many thousands of "happy", hardworking North Koreans here.
Oops. Did I say "has"? I meant "had". I devoured all of their souls and burnt the camp to the ground.
Best park in the world. Kimmy made it himself. My favorite spot is the one, you know, the one that has those little skinny "evolved" monkeys that moan all the time. I asked if they were hungry and Kimmy Jong Pooh said they look like that when in great shape. After that visit I attempted to take a picture but I was arrested for threatening the country. Now I'm in jail. And at the very second a man is coming very close to me, with a book called "Modify and destroy a human brain" and some knives. Maybe he thinks that's a recipe book and he wants me to translate it?
Some fat Korean dick with a haircut like Guile from Street fighter pissed on my shoes and expected ME to clean it up while everyone else cheered is if he was some kind of hero. Had THE nicest rusty swing set in the nation if you ask me. The 5ft slide and water fountain had a line all the way out to the end of the street pavement! Man, ppl must've been thirsty! Nicer than Florida two stars.
Great trip! Took employees there for a team building working retreat. I alone probably shed 65lbs and haven't heard a peep from any employee since we returned. Deducting one star due to lack of gluten-free options.
Amazing place to visit. I stumbled upon Kim and he offered me a better and more entertaining place to stay while I had my holiday. He brought me to some kind of camp with a slave workers theme. The entertainers looked so skinny it was almost like it was real. They where working very hard and the managers even punished the entertainers with a whip. Even the wounds of the whip looked so real. I joined the entertainers with their "work" while I had an amazing time. In a few days our holiday is over and hopefully Kim will fix us business class tickets on our flight back. 5/7 would travel here again.
I would never recommend going to a fake country. I'd say this can be a interesting trip but you'll see the starving children which is not quite fine I'd say.
I made a pretty bad decision but did not get in too much trouble. Decided to run up to hill because I needed a workout. The tour guide just slapped me in the face, but I am proud to say I got exercise in the Mansudae Hill
I great leader needs to take a chill pill
Another place you're taken to visit when you're in Pyongyang. You don't have to place flowers at the monument if you don't wish to, but you must bow.
Pictures taken must be of the entire statue - no partial shots (head only etc).
The detail on the big zip on Kim Jong Il's jacket is amazing and worth the journey alone.
Another incredible sight and a must see attraction in Pyongyang. Really nice and inexpensive flowers you can buy and present to the statues. And they also take good care of the flowers after you present them. Also, possibilty of group photographing is a nice touristic detail