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Arch of Triumph is a point of interest, located at Pyongyang, North Korea

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30 Reviews

  • Anonymous
    02 May 2018

    I visited here with a girl I used to know. After we got back we never saw each other again. I think she moved.
    With her, that was the only time I ever thought I might be a lesbian.
    Cool arch, 4/5.

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  • Anonymous
    26 April 2018

    When I visited the arch, for the longest time I thought I was in Paris! It just felt so romantic. Then I remembered- oh crud. I'm in P'yongyang, Democratic People's Republic of Korea

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  • Anonymous
    25 April 2018

    After I tripped and broke my chin right next to the arch I only got shot 15 times! That's 6 less than before, I can really see things are looking up and getting better in North Korea! 10/10 ALL HAIL SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG UN!

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  • Anonymous
    24 April 2018

    Amazing arch, would visit again. I got arrested for touching the arch in a non-korean way and as a result I now live in this "camp" with my bois. 10/10 would visit again.

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  • Anonymous
    18 April 2018

    This is not a meme!! I was arrested for urinating on a cat who urinated on a guard who urinated in a toilet that was also urinated in by a sad man in his mid 40s who once saw a another sad man in his mid 40s who once saw a picture of an agent from Russia who saw the supreme leader from about 63 meters and 43 centimetres away. Luckily some ninjas from South Korea saved me before forcing me to eat rotten vegetables in hot water. It was a bit scary.

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  • Anonymous
    22 February 2018

    Cool monument and all, but I was shot in the head when I tried to touch it. 4/5 stars

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  • Anonymous
    22 February 2018

    The people kept calling me a fox and they said America is a tragedy so f you Kim jong dumb

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  • Anonymous
    22 February 2018

    "Legends say the arch is made purely out of anus breaking labor and Kim ill-sung's dried semen.

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  • Anonymous
    17 February 2018

    Do not look directly at the Arch, i found out the hard way. Now im in a camp with my new camp GF. At least he is fun

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  • Anonymous
    16 February 2018

    I was Walking though the Arch Feeling a Great sensation as i Passed though, Wow a gun shot wound Hurts more than i thought

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  • Anonymous
    17 December 2017

    Built in 1982 and standing 200ft tall, the Arch of Triumph symbolizes the DPRKs military might! Legend has it that walking through the Arch of Triumph will take 10 years off your life and leave you feeling better than ever, I can personally confirm these legends.

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  • Anonymous
    12 December 2017

    I thought I was in France when I saw this. I leaned against it and it smelled like raw pancake batter. Then I saw slaves inside making dog meat for the Great Leader.

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  • Anonymous
    03 December 2017

    This article is about the monument in Pyongyang, North Korea. For other uses, see Arch of Triumph.

    The Arch of Triumph (Korean: 개선문) is a triumphal arch in Pyongyang, North Korea. It was built to commemorate the Korean resistance to Japan from 1925 to 1945. It is the second tallest triumphal arch in the world, after Monumento a la Revolución in Mexico, standing 60 m (197 ft) high and 50 m (164 ft) wide.[1]

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  • Anonymous
    29 November 2017

    Seems nice on paper, but when I visited, no food, and they threw my gay friend off a building. Also hated my black coworker. Oh well. 1/10

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  • Anonymous
    14 November 2017

    As I walked through the statue of triumph, I felt rejuvenated, I felt as though I was reborn, but then it got even better. From over the horizon a beautiful man appeared! A body builder, yes. A glorious human, yes. A great leader, maybe. But he was glorious, and the blood rushed through my body as my heart pounded in his ever present and growing glory. It was him, just as the ancient works of the greats said he would, he marched to the top of the Arch and released his everlasting glory, North Korea had found its leader. And I witnessed it happen. Kim invited me to his holy place, where he taught me his way, he made me understand that you filthy Americans are good for nothing criminals, endangering the world with your missiles. Kim handed me a piece of paper with questions on it, he said to me in his deep glorious voice "Pass this test and you will forever me immortal" I was stunned that this man of all would invite me, little ol' me to try the test. And I did it, I got 100% he was so happy that his eyes practically shined! I stood up on the desk and pulled of a quick "Pickle Rick!" but I immediately regretted it, I saw the disappointment in his eyes. I had failed him, I was western He sentenced me to hard labor, but he promised me that when I get out, I will.. Try Again

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  • Anonymous
    19 October 2017

    Long live Kim un he bless me with his all inspiration greatness I will forever be grateful to the worlds greatest leader.

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  • Anonymous
    29 September 2017

    Couldn't believe how amazing this place is, and shows how the country is triumphant in all things, being carved with the supreme leaders penis is just the icing on a very arch like cake. Fun for all the family would go again!

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  • Anonymous
    26 September 2017

    Myself and my transgender mother and father had a wonderful experience walking under the arch, so many smiling happy faces everywhere we looked. I will remember it fondly

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  • Anonymous
    05 September 2017

    This will remind us of the People's victory against the American imperialists. Love it. But not as much as I love our great leader.

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  • Anonymous
    10 August 2017

    I took a pee there one night ten years ago. I only got 10years of hard labour. I'm very grateful to my wee pal kimi for giving me the opportunity of hard graft and for letting me stay so long. Will definitely be coming back in next few months.

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  • Anonymous
    13 July 2017

    I asked my waitress exactly what they "triumphed". She called her manager over, whispered to him, then he shot a patron at the table next to me and walked away. I'm all for dinner theatre, but this was a little over the top. Will consider other restaurants in the future.

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  • Anonymous
    12 July 2017

    Kim Jong Un molested me on top of the Arc de Trumph.

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  • Anonymous
    09 July 2017

    They no have eggawole. When I ask fo eggawole dey no give me eggawole. Dey gave me chubby guy portrait. I told dem no I wan eggawole so they shot my pet wombat. You no go here.

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  • Anonymous
    08 June 2017

    Amazing structure with great surroundings. You'll see this after traveling on the underground station. North Korea is definitely worth a visit!

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  • Anonymous
    14 May 2017

    Told the people working it that was my niece's birthday! They came out with red flags and did a 21 guns salute! You should have seen the stars shining in her eyes as they gave a three tier cake to OUR GREAT AND ILLUSTRIOUS LEADER Kim Jong In!
    10 out of 10 would go again!

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  • Anonymous
    08 April 2017

    U wot m8 France go get ur own ideas stop copying from true korea!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous
    25 March 2017

    It's litterly big rip off copied of Paris france
    Fake arc de triomphe!!!
    Like China happend did!!!

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  • Anonymous
    12 March 2017

    Horrible place. Grime all over the arch and visitors were rude. Leader needs tokfjhsdvbfdshkjvjhvsfsvjhskhfbjfdbsfbsohj

    ALL HAIL KIM JONG UN GREATEST OF ALL WE WILL DESTROY CAPITALIST PIGS

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  • Anonymous
    08 March 2017

    It's like our own participation trophies. We give ourselves things like trophies about "triumph" when we didn't win. It's like their own participation trophy

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  • Anonymous
    11 October 2016

    I took my family to this location yesterday and I have to say it was a great time. We ventured around the big pillars of the majestic monument and gathered round the big lawn to endure in a lovely Korean picnic. Highly recommended!

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