Name: Pyongyang Arena
Address: Pyongyang, North Korea, KP

Pyongyang Arena is a point of interest, located at Pyongyang, North Korea

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Anonymous

01 May 2018

This is where my public execution is set to be. You can also see traitors of the state duel it out in a ferocious battle every weekend, if you like that stuff.
Anonymous

19 April 2018

Watching “glorious leader ruptures the organs of his foes with pure awesomeness the musical” was amazing, the gore was very realistic and they even invited me to play! North Korea gets a bad rap, but they’re good people
Anonymous

18 April 2018

Great place to see Capitalist Pig-Dog Americans get executed, if that;s your thing. Personally, I like it when they throw the sushi on the ground and let a pair of starving malnourished 5 year olds fight over it.

And the loser gets shot!
Anonymous

12 April 2018

We congregate weekly here to witness the public executions of capitalist sympathizers.

Tickets are very expensive though, and the hot dogs leave much to be desired.
Anonymous

22 February 2018

This wer uncel un die
Anonymous

15 February 2018

I was very excited to go here but I was taken away by some people when I asked the Supreme Leader for a selfie. When translated loosely, he said it was a disgrace to display such culture of westerners in such a pristine nation. That's when I dabbed screamed "Its all gucci!" and ran.
#logang4life
Anonymous

14 February 2018

The site of the Harlem Globetrotters only loss. Also the only place they ever played at gun point. Soft pretzels were fine, but they charge extra for nacho cheese.
Anonymous

31 January 2018

The roasted cat kabobs are the best ive ever had!!
Anonymous

09 January 2018

Nice place ran across it while looking for the taco bell. Where's the taco bell?
Anonymous

15 November 2017

Beautiful experience. Saw Our Glorious Leader execute those stupid Americans in at least 22 ways. After I heard his speech on his nuclear weapons which apparently can control the moon and send it into New York. The cafe had the best rat fillets and grass salads I ever had. Saw loads of posters about Kim Jong-un winning all the Olympic gold medals and designing space shuttles that can reach as far as Uranus. 11/10 would recommend.
Anonymous

13 November 2017

Im at tears. Watching Kim kill some traitors in 14 different ways was just fascinating. Delicious tater tots. Forget American theatre. Just come to NK. It took me 30 minutes to write this because my phone is covered in tears.
Anonymous

27 October 2017

Just like the Roman Colosseum, But the fighters are less skilled and the winner gets a nice gift from the firing squad, dont buy front row seats, the fighters will come at you, i guess its a good thing they gave me a PPSh just in case
Anonymous

27 September 2017

The roasted cat kabobs are the best ive ever had. Best place to see executions!!
Anonymous

03 September 2017

Highly over rated. The sports are usually pretty good but it's over priced and they need more women's bathrooms. The wait was long.
Anonymous

03 September 2017

The dog was pretty good here. The executions just added to the atmosphere.
Anonymous

30 August 2017

I absolutely love when the North Korean National Basketball team plays here! After every quarter, someone from the audience is executed to make hot dogs. My youngest child was Un lucky that day, Quinnqcweekwahe was executed and made into hot dogs that we later ate.
Anonymous

15 August 2017

Best dog meat hotdogs in the world. Got to watch the great leader execute traitors and anyone who did not cheer enough for the glorious leader was sent to prison camp. Then there was a basketball game with severed heads for balls and finally everyone was forced to watch anti capitalist propaganda and pledge their loyalty to the great leader. also i was forced by the guards to give this place a 5 star rating or else I would be killed by the great leader himself.
Anonymous

19 May 2017

This place was an experience! waited inline for 15 minutes to only find out that I needed a membership to get in, after waiting in the membership line for another 15 minutes, I got my card with a picture (which cost me roughly $55 American dollars) and proceeded back in line to the entrance. When I got inside wow! They have everything you can imagine, top of the line technology, clothing, sports equipment, food in bulk and they even handed out delicious samples, filled me up could finish my hot dog and soda I bought earlier (approximately $1.50 American). I'd love to give 5 stars but they only accept Visa :(
Anonymous

18 May 2017

This is where I fight tiger and lion for training to become most awesome supreme leader! Where I learn to talk to dolphin and not pee or poo!
Anonymous

12 May 2017

I went in the arena and payed a fair amount of money to see two little kids fight to the death for a stale price of bread. Very entertaining. You are allowed to eat the dead corpse of the loser. 10/10
Anonymous

11 May 2017

I was walking down the street when I saw this patch of grass with a few child and dog corpses on it. The grass tasted like blood but the protein from their carcasses was enough to feed my family of four.

10/10 would go grocery shopping again.
Anonymous

25 April 2017

I heard it echoes in hear a lot. Gabrielle Reece was one of the greatest woman volleyball players. Since I've never been here I wish I could see her play. Tim Conway Jr. and I agreed that they should convert this to a horse racing track.
Anonymous

05 March 2017

The Pyongyang Arena is the number one area in all the world. No other arena can compare. Every other arena is a lying capitalist dog arena. This arena is FGLBGL - For Great Leader By Great Leader. He only builds the best arenas. If you are ever in the area, you MUST come see this arena and your life will be changed forever by this arena. 100% Arena Satisfaction Guaranteed.
Anonymous

03 March 2017

Great place to watch Mongolian and American Dogs fight, best part is the ending meal for the winners who won on the bets
Anonymous

27 February 2017

How many areanas does this hell hole have?
Anonymous

18 November 2016

I loved the part when the glorious leader Kim started the public executions, and anyone who objected was sent to labour camp. After that got a bit boring though, watching Kim single-handedly beat the whole NBA basketball team.
Anonymous

28 September 2016

The public executions and the basketball game with Kim dunking every other shot made the raping in the bathroom by guards well worth it. I loved seeing Kim dunk from mid-court from a standing start! Kim is the next NBA star, and he is really 7 feet tall when you get close to him, or at least that's what everyone says when a squad of soldiers point AK-47's at you!