Met kim jong un there was pretty cool i give it 4/5
Kim Jong Un Smells like baby wipes and I cannot play my music from the "Gorillaz" without being whiped with cream
I loved South Korea so much I had to visit North Korea, turns out, saying Moon Jae-In is illegal in North Korea and when I was talking about South Korea's leader Kim Jong Un arrested me, when on my way to the death camp Kim put me in the clutches of a female prison guard. When we got to the death camp she stripped me completely naked and started beating me with a bamboo stick. I was then given a prison outfit and sentenced to 15 years hard labor and if at any point I refused I would be executed. I then escaped 3 days later and the dorn agency rescued me, I now live in a beautiful house in Seoul, South Korea
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Once Vaporeon and I went here. If you look closely under the hammer, you can see an image of Twilight Sparkle under it. Later, I was approached by this man who asked for food and I told him no. He then jumped on top of the monument and screamed "Zack Galifinakis!!!!" at the top of his lungs, then died. His body fell down and I saw about 400 people run and try to eat it. All the people within the circle made the whole statue fall down on them. Overall, great experience! 5 stars.
Visited April, 2012
Someday, when North Korea is a more open society and tourism is more common, this monument will be one of the primary tourist photos in the Capital. Because, well, it’s so easy to turn what was meant to be a statement about the Party into an enormous concrete monument to.”self pleasure”. And seriously, no one else has noticed this yet?
The firing squad were friendly and efficient. If you can retrieve my corpse I would love a funeral back home. Thank you for your attention.
I almost got killed by poop.
In my tour of North Korea, I came across this monument. I was told about the symbolism of the hammer, sickle, and brush when I decided to start talking.
I said that brushes belong to artists, not intellectuals as they said it. The glorious leader asked what I meant and then I showed them my own painting that I drew.
It was a painting of the glorious leader and Trump eating piles of poo that were disguised as chocolate.
I was detained and they gave me chocolate for lunch. The chocolate looked like poo so I said that out of generosity, I would give the "chocolate" to a lucky guard. The guards fell for it and one of the guards was poisoned. Ha. Get rekt.
Not wanting to do trouble, but so said on TV: "The US leadership will declare a war on the nuclear threat of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, and the illegal leader will go to Kim's term! We show them the threat of a truce, or die for our supremacy!" Followed by such things occuring within.
Got chased by some guards whilst the Benny Hill music played. Before this I read a tale on how the glorious leader once beat the sun in a staring competition before being the only person to count to infinity. Twice! When the chase by the guards had stopped I'd found out the much improved metro system managed to whisk my wife and kids to a hard labour camp. Silver linings.
I was chased by a bunch of men. Hehe these guys are funny. We ran for about 5 minutes, it was fun while it lasted. Would do again
Went there to show supreme leader my worship to his kind Ate a hot pocket while visiting and supreme leader thought I was eating his kind, too bad. Supreme leader licked the hot pocket and called it grandma. Grandma was then put into museum and was cremated shortly after. Great visit! Normal as usual.
Great place. Last Summer I went there with the kids. They loved it! Sadly we had to go because I coughed in front of the statue of our supreme leader. I wish we could go back. Those memories I will never forget.
Nice holiday with my family. I lost 23 kg, daughter and son disappeared and great leader wanted my wife to be under next rocket launch :)
the supreme leader himself was here, to show his dominance to his peoples he took a dump in the street and showed the laborers just how much he loved them!
I truly loved this! There is nothing better than taking pictures of people dancing in fear of being killed. I just wish they would have looked more genuinely happy.
Absolutely disgusting, the supreme leader looked the best though. Good thing he requested us all to climb the thing to show respect and it became a serious free for all. People started fighting each other and kicking each other off so my Friend and I started pretending to fight so no one would get in on it, even if anyone had gotten in it they would easily fall because they are so malnutritioned (most thrive on the satisfaction of pleasing the great leader but every once in a while someone falls into a deep sleep) anyways we got to the top and skydived off it and then returned home with weird green rocks in our pockets
While I was here there was a feminist with us. She got triggered and kept shouting that those hands are not female hands, the tour guide asked her to stop shouting and be quite but she kept on shouting "DON'T TOUCH ME!!" Korean cops had no chill, they put 8 lead shots, she was speechless after that. It was nice and calm after this.
10/10 - Would recommend everybody except shouting feminists.
I was walking with my bro here, then someone told us to climb the monument as a respect to the great leader
We agreed, then we climbed that monument until the peak
After that, my bro decided to pee to show dominance. No one could stop him except me because we were on the peak of the monument
I decide to pee there as well. People were screaming in awe, but then the militaries came and we're under arrest now.
Wonderful experience, 10/10 would visit it again
Nb. The guards are talking about ropes and hanging, but no worries I'll be okay
Not sure. It seems like the entire area smells like an old turtle tank. Pretty neat monument, really aesthetic flooring. I forgot toilet paper and had to twerk on the corners of the monument to get a decent clean. **bring you're own toilet paper!!** maybe
I got to meet great leader Kim Jong Un!!
I got his autograph which I believe said "fack off" but I guess that's just a North Korean tradition I guess.
The ideals represented here are so accurate, and need to be implemented across the globe. PS Kimmy J gives some good Js
Maybe it's just me, but i didn't really get it. It's kind of imposing and intimidating from a few blocks away but up close it looks like someone slapped up some cinderblock. The sickle, the hammer, sure, got it - pretty standard Party fare. The big candle-looking thing was confusing. Our guide explained that it was a brush, but I'm not sure i buy that. She's said some weird stuff on this trip, so not sure how credible her info is.
I love it here!! The food, amazing! The attractions, amazing! And the peoplewell there weren't many of those. Also, my bro Kyle never made it out of that bathroom
This Monument brings to life the Ideals of the North Korean Workers Party like no other monument in all the world. Great Leader really outdid himself (as if that were possible!) this time. All of the ideals are just the best - labor, hard labor, forced labor, concrete, Hatred of America and so many more amazing ideals. Savvy Traveler's Tip: Come at sunrise to perform morning ablutions in honor of the sun that Great Leader gives us each and every day!