Pyongyang, located at Pyongyang. [read more]
As soon as I walked in I was escorted out because I'm good enough for the presence of our glorious leader, but I got to watch him eat through the one single tinted window so that's good, but then.. [read more]
I recommend the braised rat seasoned in a broth of feral dog urine. Wash it down with a chilled glass of tears collected from the starving orphans collective. [read more]
It was a pretty good eating experience, but I felt a little uneasy there because the waiters were constantly shaking and very nervous for some reason. [read more]
Athletics Gymnasium is a stadium, located at Pyongyang. [read more]
I am used to licking my dog and the dogs around, but eating them was the best experience of my life. Id like to thank he stupid asians there that slaughter the dog in front of u and season it raw. [read more]
If you love the sweet and savory feel of tender dog meat between your teeth, this place is for you, definitely worth the trip. I have heard tale that even the great leader has eaten at this.. [read more]
This station is precious. Our dear eternal president Kim Il Sung built it himself with his naked hands in just a few hours! But I didn't like one thing, there's was a children that I thought was.. [read more]
As I entered the labor camp, I seen many hungry children making shoes for the Great and Glorious leader Kim Young Bang. They all swarmed me and ripped off my leg and ate it. [read more]
This is THE premier Samhung Showcase experience in Pyongyang. My feeble American mind could hardly comprehend the sheer breadth of their 60" rear-projection televisions and vcr's with not one,.. [read more]
This station was so clean that I bet David Hasselhoff I could eat off of random spots of the floor and not get sick. Our original bet was for 24 hours and I doubled down and went 48 hours.. [read more]
In "Atrocities Caused By America 2nd Edition" i learned that america stopped us from being friends and killed families for fun. really nice textbooks! school lunches were better than what i have.. [read more]
All the latest international blockbusters starring Kim Jong Un in every role!! And no special effects! All his super human abilities (including flying & nuclear laser vision) are 100%.. [read more]
Leaves a bit to be desired. Feels like your typical Bodega. Same product in every box. . . I mean it's the greatest market in all the world built by the Supreme Leader. [read more]
In the most recent Great Leader's News and World Report college rankings, this school achieved all top 500 rankings. Wharton, London School of Economics and Yale Business School were nowhere to.. [read more]
The coffee machine is great. Pretty chill place. Good coffee machine. [read more]
PYONGYANG ELEVATOR FACTORY #1 ELEVATOR FACTORY IN NORTH KOREA AND WHOLE WORLD. Great leader give many gift with elevator for many people! We so so so happy elevator company here for us! WE.. [read more]
nah not my thing nhort koreai like the south better. Railwqy Station. From here you cqn go to Beijing by direct train. . [read more]
4・25文化会館, located at Pyongyang. [read more]
LOL what genius added the photo of the spray tan girl!? 😂😂😂👌. Very beautiful station, but name is fault, the name is Jonsung, not jonu. . Tourists are the only well nourished people there. [read more]
Amazing trains that let you keep fit while pedaling to power the train. Truly the pinnacle of transport technology. . The trains can bring you direclty in Paris in less than 1 hours. [read more]
This hospital is the premier hospital in all of the entire world. It takes a unique and flawless approach to medicine - the Great Leader approach to medicine! All doctors are trained.. [read more]
Unfortunately, my eyes cannot seem to be removed from my rectum. This is the reason why I no longer use the train. Our children can't believe what happened. [read more]
well since this whole N. korea map is now nothing but silly reviews, i guess ill go along with it, this place has the greatest Trump dolls made in china. [read more]
I went to this university and it was pretty good. The only downside is if you don't run fast enough to get the great leader his cupcake, you will be sent to a prison camp. [read more]
I was kinda hungry after haven't eaten for three days when I found this restaurant. It was just a shack with a patch of grass but there were cows on it - so I was sold. [read more]
Hello friends! Everyone here in this factory is friendly, and our Lunch breaks are extremely nice, and we are Paid large amounts of money. My favourite things are the benefits, which Even.. [read more]
I enjoyed this buss stop like everything in best Korea! My homie Glorious leader Kim did good job here!. If a train does arrive you can jump into it, which is nice. [read more]
NEIN NEIN IS GOOD HERE. I LOVE KIM JUNG UN, I CAN REALLY AGVEE WITH HIM! OUI OUI! NORTH KOROEA IS BEST WITH GERMANYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OF COURSE! HAIL HITLER. [read more]
Kim scored 27 goals and assisted 300. Schön. Schön blöd. . [read more]
You would not believe your eyes If ten million Korean men Lit up the gun as you were tied asleep Cuz they fill the open air With blood and sheer everywhere You think they brute but I was.. [read more]
I have played in so many orchestras here with my Alpenhorn (The long horn thingy from Switzerland you most likely see in Ricola ads) and I have been beautiful with it. [read more]
After a long day of marching with processions, it's nice to come home to a lukewarm cup of Great Leader (TM) Coffee and a drafty room. -1 star for the blood-curdling screams of my neighbors and.. [read more]
America got nothin' on this hotel! I only found two bedbugs, and minimal rats. Of course, I let the rats and bedbugs have the bed, because Dear Leader say they are his creatures, and we'll be.. [read more]
This place is awesome. Unfortunately the Metro never came so I had to use a Pyeonghwa Motors car. Overall great place but why the corpses?? 10/10. It was fun to travel by metro in Pyongyang. [read more]
I believe I have located it! The final Jewish concentration camp from WW2! I believe this is where the North Koreans put their Jews, why else would they have a concentration camp? Anyways, I.. [read more]
