Name: Pyongyang Rubber Factory
Address: Pyongyang, North Korea, KP

Pyongyang Rubber Factory is a point of interest, located at Pyongyang, North Korea. Visit their website www.poesjes.nl for more detailed information.

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Added by Jopie, at 23 August 2016

Monday Open 24 hours
Tuesday Open 24 hours
Wednesday Open 24 hours
Thursday Open 24 hours
Friday Open 24 hours
Saturday Open 24 hours
Sunday Open 24 hours

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Anonymous

17 April 2018

Stopped here on our way to concentration camp. Nothing much to see. I did find a half decent balcony where I tried to blow my brains out but I wasn’t successful. Instead, I’ll just continue to escort my lousy family to the c-camp, where they will be put out of their misery. Thanks for the hospitality. See you soon.
Anonymous

03 April 2018

Hello friends!
Everyone here in this factory is friendly, and our
Lunch breaks are extremely nice, and we are
Paid large amounts of money.

My favourite things are the benefits, which
Even include free healthcare and holidays!
Anonymous

22 March 2018

I heard that the main ingredient in the rubber is orphaned and unattended children that maybe explains why they don't manufacture condoms.
Anonymous

01 March 2018

When I went there the Respected Marshall Kim Jong-un was giving on the spot guidance to his very happy child slaves and peasants. The rubber is made of 100% Yankee skin and they have pictures of the late Dear Leader Kim Il-sung and General Kim Jong-il everywhere you look. If the Pyongyang Rubber Factory doesn’t prove the success of Juche Ideology and Communism than you are an American Imperialist Capitalist Pig!
Anonymous

05 January 2018

This place makes some great rubber. Plus, they make it cheaper because they don't give their workers benefits.
Anonymous

24 December 2017

Worked here as rubber tester for 63 years or half me sentence. Would have been better if there were a woman or two.
Anonymous

14 December 2017

The Slave children worked very hard on my visit. The food was amazing! Only 1 litre of blood in my cake from the whipping of the children. Also the arm. The taste was fascinating
Anonymous

18 November 2017

The food here was amazing! This is the number one restaurant in Pyongyang. If you are visiting on a prison sentence I would highly recommend this restaurant.
Anonymous

17 November 2017

Very good rubber. I have heard that this rubber is made from 100% Caucasian eyelids. Ha! The Superior Koreans have thick eyelids.so. they don't use it over here. Also, my son got stuck in the rubber machine and died. Very good, he was an annoying person.
Anonymous

16 October 2017

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million Korean men
Lit up the gun as you were tied asleep

Cuz they fill the open air
With blood and sheer everywhere
You think they brute but I was just standing stare

I'd like to make myself believe
That North Korea turns (slowly)
It's hard to say that I'd rather starve awake when I'm asleep
Because the rounds are bursting at my seams

Cuz I'd get a thousand hits
From ten thousand loaded guns
As they try to teach me how to obey

A Kim Jong-Un above my head
A depriving colony benieth my bed
A disco ball means an act of war

I'd like to make myself believe
That North Korea turns (slowly)
It's hard to say that I'd rather starve awake when I'm asleep
Because the rounds are bursting at my seams

Leave my door open just a crack
(Please shoot me away from here)
Cause I feel like such an American Pig
(Please shoot me away from here)
Why do I tire of counting nukes
(Please shoot me away from here)
When I'm to tired of hard labor

To ten million loaded guns
I'm weird cuz I hate my job
I got misty eyes as I said a farewell

I'll know I'm better off
Leaving myself from where I'm from
Cuz I just got shot and I'm free

I'd like to make myself believe
That North Korea turns (slowly)
It's hard to say that I'd rather starve awake when I'm asleep
Because the rounds are bursting at my seams

I'd like to make myself believe
That North Korea turns (slowly)
It's hard to say that I'd rather starve awake when I'm asleep
Because the rounds are bursting at my seams

(I'd like to make myself believe
That North Korea turns (slowly)
It's hard to say that I'd rather starve awake when I'm asleep
Because the rounds are bursting at my seams)
Anonymous

13 October 2017

This factory makes the best budget condoms that money can buy. As long as you stay below 30 spm (strokes per minute) then they won't rip!
Anonymous

06 October 2017

I was lied to by the tour guide, who told us this was genuine rubber. I was shocked when I found the Chinese orphans being thrown into the mixer, and when they took my youngest son I ran out. The food was good though so three stars
Anonymous

01 August 2017

I had an excellent experience watching the happy children build rubber toys. They are so happy here (HELP Kim kidnapped me and forced me to write this
Anonymous

27 July 2017

I love this factory! All the little kids working hard to impress Kim Jong Un, the all mighty great leader, these kids are so excited, that it almost seems like they want to escape! There might not be much more children though because of the condom production is very slow, and they only come in one size for said Kim Jong Un, that size is xxxxxxs or 0-0.375 inches. Sorry for everyone else bigger or smaller. It's very odd to see the great leader here because he is most likely decapitating people, or chatting with Denis Rodman. Overall, the children's work ethic is very well, it's like their working so hard that the life and soul is being sucked out of them! I might take my children to work here someday!
Anonymous

18 July 2017

This was an experience of a life time! All the children were working hard to pleasure their leader, Mr. Kim Jung Un, who was there! He was very interactive with the children, and even helping along with the rubber being made. It was the first time I ever seen a smile on his face (Not including his successful missiles). Later, I was shown the condom sector, and I was pleased on what a wonderful show they put on to show that the condoms are not rigged! Cameras in and out of the body, and even a look to make sure not a drop was left! The girl who was used seemed to enjoy her job very much, and even gave out photos! In all, I rate this place a 5/5, for a wonderful job of giving a full tour of rubber and what it does! And even letting the children try out the condoms! (That was the person working the test)
Anonymous

25 June 2017

Figures just in from the Ministry of Truth: rubber production has increased from 8000kg a day to 6000kg a day. That's an increase of 40%. This shows the great productivity of communism ☭. ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER KIM JONG A DONG BONG.
Anonymous

25 May 2017

I hope this place produces condoms. By the BILLIONS and that the Supreme Leader makes it mandatory for all citizens to wear one at all times. Who knows? Product failure aside, the world may be rid of these humps in a few decades.
Anonymous

20 April 2017

Not a bad place to work. Free healthcare is decent I guess. We have three weeks paid vacation, we can't leave the country without the Great Leader's approval though, which kinda stinks. The child laborers are very nice and full of joy EVEN after a couple hours of flogging. While everyone there gets paid $1.25 an hour, the low pay does not affect our motivation to make rubber bouncy balls and rubber chickens. I am currently writing this review in one of the Great Leader's concentration camps. I got arrested for farting in front of the Great Leader. I kinda miss the sweatshop.
Anonymous

08 April 2017

This rubber is smoother than my ass
Anonymous

03 April 2017

Did you know that the Pyongyang Rubber Factory is responsible for 94% of the world's rubber output? Well, you do now! Great Leader has spared no bells and whistles here. From morning floggings to afternoon floggings to evening shamings, it is 1,000,000 times better than every single rotten American work hole put together. A recent survey revealed that 115% of the employees love their rubber labors more than food. Which is why so many just don't bother eating! If you arrive before 3 am, you'll get the factory tour, which involves an immersive 17 hour factory floor working experience and the opportunity to share several of your toes with the Motherland. Not to be missed!
Anonymous

11 February 2017

The store clerk was very nice. Good looking too
Anonymous

28 September 2016

Boring tour, seeing the many dildos being made for Kim and his lust for butt play got old after a few hours. The child laborers were a bright spot though, and the songs they sang at the 15 minute lunch break of warm water and stale crackers (two crackers each!) was the best part of the tour! The also make other things besides dildos for Kim, such as Chemical weapons for Kim to use on the people on North Korea, and for sale to rogue nations as well. The snack bar was fully stacked with saltines and tepid pond water, and at low prices too! I looked into getting a job at the factory, but since I was over 14, I was deemed too old.
Anonymous

30 August 2016

When I first walked in I thought I was interrupting a kindergarten class in session. Nope! The children were all so friendly during their lunch hour. We laughed and napped and had a good time. Such wonderful customer service!