Pyongyang University of Physical Education

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• SnarlyTrain

  28 June 2019

  I arrived in the physical education class to get fit but i saw kim jong un excorcising his FAT BUMCHEEKS SQUEEZING THEM AND RELEASING THEM AND CRUSHING THE WEIGHT LIFTING MACHINES AND EXCORCISE BIKES WITH HIS FATBUM and i was just like.. ok so i went to do some pushups but kim jong fart pant noticed who i was and got angry and started creating earthquakes from his GIANT FAT BUM AND STARTED CRUSHING EVERYTHING BEHIND ME AS I WAS RUNNING TO GET ME BOUNCING

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• Robby McLonderanciclapetus

  02 February 2018

  I have gone here because I put on a lot of weight. After three days here I lost 30 pounds! This place is amazing!

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• Joseph

  13 May 2017

  Justin. When I first met your mom she was like a bowling ball. Thrower in the gutter amd shed come right back. Now shes learned how to just be lane. Boom. Say hi to ya motha forme

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• Dalton Blair

  14 April 2015

  Maybe Kim Jong Un should have attended this school so he didn't get so fat.

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• Riley Reed

  05 February 2015

  I went to this university and it was pretty good. The only downside is if you don't run fast enough to get the great leader his cupcake, you will be sent to a prison camp. That happened to me, I was in one for three weeks because I didn't run fast enough. Once I got out I went back to the university and ran as fast as I could. I got the leader his cupcake, and became the top of my class. The leader gave me a handshake, his hand had cupcake frosting on it.

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• Daniel Jacques

  01 January 2015

  learned how to hack here. too bad they only ran Windows 3

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• C. Quinn

  30 January 2013

  Best physical education training ever!Learn slave labor by performing slave labor! Exercise your mind by destroying your body! Learn to love your brutal overlords and thank Great Leader for the opportunity of a short, mangled lifetime!

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• Spencer Wurzelbacher

  30 January 2013

  I was having a good time, eating my rice and dancing the iron lotus dance amongst the garden gnome fairies but I was interrupted when Kim Il-Sun came out from behind the iron curtain and wiggled his bottom at me. I don't remember much after because they cut my head off for being an American. But what can you do?

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