My experience with this hospital was terrible! After my son Bartolommeo was shot, we were sent to this hospital, when he was healing, they stuffed cotton balls into him to heal his wounds, which was very unprofessional of them, because they were blood logged immediately. There is now a hole through his eyeball, where the Iris should be, filled with red cotton balls, now he is nearly 2% cotton! The IV they gave him was actually 97% Ebola, and 3% The Bubonic Plague, thankfully Bartolommeo recovered, after 3 years in the hospital. 7/11 would not recommend to anyone.
My intense HIV was only worsened due to the lack of education these nurses recieve. They have no ability to read and injected me with a lethal dose of ebola. Would not recommend.
The place is made of skin of dead babies. The doctors don't know how to read and the supreme leader always comes totally nude for pleasure of all the ladies.
Not treating starving orphans builds character, I like the unique approach to medicine
Best hospital I've went to so far. Loved the part where the lights flicker on and off as well as the generator.
I was treated with soylent green after my stomach got a bit upset (too much rodent burger I suppose, lol) and now I feel better. It's just that my hair started falling out about an hour ago.
COMMIES
This hospital is the premier hospital in all of the entire world. It takes a unique and flawless approach to medicine - the Great Leader approach to medicine! All doctors are trained veterinary professionals who view the human body as a tool that must be kept functioning for the good of the motherland. So long as your injuries will not keep you from future labor, you will be treated. All others are dealt with in the manner the Great Leader deems most efficient! After your experiences here, you'll be sure to agree with the official hospital motto: "All American hospitals are corrupt cesspools of capitalist failure." Give me 3,000,000 ML of Kim Jung Un, stat!
It's nice and quite, i love the vibe. Just like everywere else, you'll be treated with love and respect.
Bright side is good.