Name: Koryo Hotel Pyongyang
Address: Pyongyang, North Korea, KP
Telephone: +850 2 381 4937

Koryo Hotel Pyongyang is a lodging, located at Pyongyang, North Korea. They can be contacted via phone at +850 2 381 4937 for more detailed information.

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Added by Jopie, at 14 December 2016

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Iwan Takahashi

20 April 2018

Nice Place and Nice Serve
Ann Rew

08 April 2018

great!
in this hotel i've played ping pong with the great leader Kim Jong Un
Kaveesha Induranga

19 March 2018

it is very good. amazing
NickRomano

01 December 2017

This Hotel was great! The 10 year old children serving my breakfast were very kind to me. Unfortunately there was something wrong with one of the kids after she asked me a question. She was taken into the hallway near the lobby by a man with an AK47 and I think they dropped something because I heard a big bang. Anyways, the hallways in the hotel were pretty nice and clean except for the one near the dining hall where I ate earlier. When I asked what happened, they told me that they apparently spilled a bucket of red paint and they had to clean it up which was weird because the paint looked very thick and coagulated like blood, but it must have been one of been a North Korean Brand Paint. Later that day I saw that one kid from the dining hall who asked me the question about clean water in America was being brought out on a stretcher. I asked the medics who were also carrying AK47s and had blood on their shirts what happened. Unfortunately the little girl fell down the stairs punctured multiple bullet looking type holes in her chest. Besides that tragic event, they were very kind to me and gave me a cool microchip to put in my arm after I left. I had heard a rumor that it can send an electric shock that could cause a seizure. But I'm pretty sure that's just bad talk about North Korea. The friendly guard with an AK47 told me it was some type of precaution in case someone says something dishonest about the HotelAHgagpkagpejbvnkajdkf
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Emmett Mizanin

24 November 2017

moister than an oyster and there were starving children as well as the usual roaches. Ay o tho i mean they tryin
Nutrient Oyster

23 November 2017

I found my experience here hampered by the concentration camp smell that seems to follow you everywhere in North Korea. It's almost as if the whole place in one big death camp.
Ary N

21 October 2017

Must give this a single star but for good reason..Since the great marshal kim jung un is the only star left in this cruel world
Ethan Hunt

16 October 2017

Terrible experience.

The beds were awful and I couldn’t sleep because I heard the sound of American, Russian, and Chinese missiles landing in downtown Pyongyang, and tons of slaves were screaming.
AbiZedler

23 September 2017

This has to be the best hotel I've ever visited. You can literally order anything from missiles to tanks! The souvenir shop also sells miniature nukes for self defense with a variety of H-bombs and grenades at their disposal. You can even ask for fireworks at the hotel - Nukes.
Andrew Lang

23 September 2017

This hotel provides a warm, welcoming atmosphere for Pyongyang's many Western visitors. The staff were unfailingly courteous and helpful, and the amenities were comparable to any first-class hotel in the States. One pleasant but unexpected touch was that rooms are named after American cities! I stayed in the "Washington, DC will perish in a sea of flames ignited by the righteous wrath of the people!" room, next to the "Los Angeles will be consumed in a nuclear firestorm enkindled by the invincible judgment of the people!" room and across the hall from the "Seattle will be reduced to a glowing slagheap of radioactive ruins thanks to the armed might of the people!" room. And on other floors rooms named after Denver ("a Mile-High Funeral Pyre"), Atlanta ("inhabitable only by mutant rats") and Orlando ("where vultures will feast on the burnt corpses of Mickey and Minnie Mouse"). This thoughtful touch of home in a foreign city convinced me that Respected Leader Kim Jong Un is truly the beacon of progressive peoples everywhere.
Tejjo

21 September 2017

Super nice hotel 50/5. Much bling-bling. Kim Jong-Un was in my bed and I loved it !
Dominic Naidoo

26 July 2017

One of the best hotels I have ever had the pleasure of staying at. It was really cosy and quite. I don't think there was anyone else staying on my floor. My room was great. Bed was soft and I could almost hear the bed bugs agreeing with me on that point. Room service was exceptional, I hadn't even ordered anything and I got lunch brought up for me everyday.

The views are utterly spectacular. There's only one window in the entire room but it overlooked a statue of the country's leader, Kimberley John Unic or something. There were always people praying to it which was really touching. He must be a good man.

Food is excellent. Portions are not big but the quality is there. The amount of water to stale cabbage in the soup is perfect. The fish could have been served in a 5-star restaurant, it was amazing. Staff were extremely friendly and assisted me with everything, even directing my eyes to only look at the nice things.

All in all, great people, great country. 10/10 would visit again.
Soltysutine

23 July 2017

The staff were nice but too nice, did they want to have sex with me? Don't know but I did see a strap on left on one of the dressers, I think I was raped
John Smith

23 July 2017

I ordered a drink from the bar and woke up an hour later to find out that Kim Jong Un had just booty raped me. Not fun.
Matt Large

14 May 2017

Tipped the porter on my arrival. I thought he was dead from the start, just propped up in his seat.

Looked great from the outside, but as is the case it was an empty warehouse on the inside.

I tried to sleep on the mattress, but found it lumpy. Think I found where they hid Kim Jong-Uns illegitimate love child.

Overall, not a pleasant night, couldn't take any photos of the room as my handlers gently nudged me away, and may or may not stole my memory card.

Tipped the receptionist upon leaving, another one propped up on the chair
Thomas W

12 May 2017

The staff did their best to make you feel welcome. But boy you've never heard broken English like this.

At least there's a bed.
Nigerian Midget

01 April 2017

I think the concept of using spare body parts from dead orphans in furniture is absolutely fenominal.
Pascal HD

31 March 2017

I had a phenomenal experience when I went to this hotel. Great hospitality very vacant nobody In sight the pool was very cold, I never understood the staff with their broken English.
Christian Espinosa

13 March 2017

Quite lovely. No channels on TV and no internet but I was able to hack into their database and had access all night long. Complimentary nukes found in closets so I went ahead and took one home. I hope the staff is ok with that.
Jacob McGee

09 March 2017

OMG TRUMP HOTELS could learn a few things from the staff here, im talking 5 star everything.
Larry Marfasios

21 December 2016

Be very wary - rooms are bugged, both audio AND video. I was traveling alone this time and while alone in my room I spent some time (how should we say) 'pleasing myself.' When I came downstairs next morning, entire staff was laughing at me and making mocking moving-hand gestures. Not what I would expect from North Korea. Room was ok; hot shower felt great after a December day in the city