Ryangang hotel,it was terrible.I didn't expect of People republic democracy of korea,But it was worse that I thought.I don't want to go to North Korea because of hotel.
Stayed here not too long ago. Abysmal living conditions and their "activities" that they provide are awful. Many of them infact most likely violate Geneva conventions.
Food Service was hectic and terrible as well, I asked for a medium rare steak and all I got was what looked like a horribly de-feathered bird not even cooked and a bowl of dry uncooked rice. Unrealistic proportions for $55.99
Says "pet friendly" but beware, they kicked my door in one night and shot my dog on the spot because he "Urinated on the Supreme Leaders beautiful shag carpeting" I'm not sure how they knew he peed on the floor. But they said it was "hotel policy" that i violated and that was my one and only warning.
i had a wonderful stay at the ryanggang hotel! i decided to bring my dog to the hotel since it wsa pet friendly, but it was a shame when they took him for "grooming" and i ordered room service only to find that my dog was slaughtered and seasoned and served to me.
Ryang Gang hideout, loot it for some cool gear just don't get caught.
Stayed April,2012 during a major festival. I don’t think this hotel is typically used for Western tourists - at the time there were no online reviews of it. But evidently the better hotels were assigned to more important delegations and average tour groups like ours were bumped around. Even within the hotel there were different levels of quality, and we ended up in a wing that appeared to have been vacant quite awhile. The mattress was a board with a thick wool blanket over it. And the single light was plugged into an outlet that “popped” sparks over frayed carpet every time it was turned on. Friends got a better room and even had a real mattress
One member of our group had a single room and one night he was called by the front desk and told he would be getting a roommate from another tour group. That person never showed up, but it gives you some idea as to the level of service.
There was a non-rotating rotating restaurant on top of the hotel. And an odd karaoke bar in the basement.
And The day after we arrived, Coca-Cola showed up in the gift shop
Was here for a two night stay. 16 years ago. Just got out yesterday.
First off I want to say I just might be suing because I now have bed bugs in my house from being in here. I most certainly don't recommend it for the bed bugs and the food they serve in the morning such as live maggots that have live fire ants inside of them. Last thing I want to say is that Kim was chopping off Donald Trumps family's head with a knife so big he could barely hold it.
Actually been here! I swear there is bed bugs. They probably never clean the sheets. Power often goes out. Staff watch your every move like pool life guards.
If you ever have a few hours to yourself, spend some time trying to spot all of the hidden cameras in the room. I counted 146, but I think I missed some.
My room had a great view of the nearby stadium in which I witnessed twelve executions. The mini-fridge contained only a photo of Kim Jong-Un, which I was later charged for viewing, but it wasn't too expensive, so we looked at it again the next night. Our pillows had chocolate mints resting on them on our first night, but when my wife picked hers up, soldiers broke in and arrested her for theft of state property. I've since been informed that she is doing well in custody and will be released as soon as she renounces her previous citizenship and declares loyalty to the glorious leader. Sounds like she's having a good time. Also the pool is heated.
The service is ok, but the food tasted like salt and sticks.
Look Justin I'm just going to spell it out for you and your mom both. I don't love her and I never loved her. It was just a one-night stand. A three-way with your aunt and your mom. It will never happen again.
I have tasted better food..In the toilet. This hotel is worse than a condemed ..Out house
Fantasic stay my dog was delious exallanty perpared and i even meet kim! he did try to rape me to be fair but thts ok his jawlin got me so moist it was all good all in all 4/5 stay
Where do I start?! The dog is amazing! If you visit ask for the ''개와 김치'' Is basically dog with lots a seasoning, also is one of those high class dogs that they raise and not the ones you find in the streets, but it was also sad, I tried talking to my daddy kimmy by sending him my nudes, but cell phone service don't run there.
The google description does this amazing hotel no justice. This hotel is not only first class but also a rehabilitation center.
Bedding:
If you have bad posture like me, well this is going to be a treat for you. The bedding is not your fancy city mattress, but rather a simple block of wood with some cushions over it. After sleeping on it for couple days, your back will be so stiff you cannot help but to have good posture due to the pain.
Room:
Picture a medieval inn with modern standard E wiring. Thats right for you boring average people out there, staying in any of these rooms in itself is a death trap. Beside from the failing structure integrity, many of the rooms have live wiring just sticking out from the sockets. So if you want to recharge any of your electrical devices.. good luck! I burned my fingernails to a crisp to get my daily Naruto in.
Water:
Many of you will visit this hotel from the tour scheduling. And if anything, you will be sore from all the hiking due to unreliable transportations. Well you are in luck, quick google search I did just now states that, "ice baths will help combat small tears in muscle fiber." Now you are probably wondering why I googled that. The fact is, there is no warm/hot water and I had to justify something if anything for showering in the numbing cold water. Thats right, there is only cold/extremely cold water. Have fun showering in icy needles!
Entertainment:
-80s-90s Karaoke for you old farts
-Billiards, but be careful not to hit the ball so hard or you'll be arrested for breaking them.
-Flat screen TV with 20 amazing channels all showing the great amazing leader in 20 different angles. I prefer channel 4 and 7, it really emphasizes his jawline.
Food:
I had a fried egg that tasted as if it came from an unfertilized chicken and bread rolls that could be used to smash windshields.
Overall 4/5 will go here again if I lose another bet.
I came here from South Korea and was very dissapointed. No one shot me or was even trying to torture me.