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17 April 2018
Didn't like the propaganda posters but I wasn't allowed to take them down was almost arrested don't recommend
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21 February 2018
Why isn't there a west korea or maybe a east korea? or a north west!
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10 February 2018
Nice place would go again! :)
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01 December 2017
This hotel was magnificent, beautiful scenery of putrid, polluted water being bathed in light by the sun in the morning. The service was great, god do those kids know how to work a building, and my heart. Kim even came to visit, he really gave those kids a whipping for not working at their maximum potential. He then took a few of them away with him, followed by some officers. I wonder why? Oh, and the food was amazing. I never had fried shrimp-dick before! A downside was that everyone was looking at me like I was a criminal or something though. Overall a 10/10 experience, I would definitely go again!
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25 October 2017
Me and lil Kim had a good night out on the town. He even showed me the nuclear arsenal he's going to destroy America with. He so sweet and cute.
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29 September 2017
The power is on for most of the day, quite the achievement. The torches they use to keep it light inside though, smell really really bad.
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14 September 2017
Known as Kimmy's fav spot, once your in you'll know why. Bitches on tap (for the right price of course) and free beer once ypu kneel to Kim's statue
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31 August 2017
10/10 just like my soviet camp days in the 1970's! Many accommodations like one person rooms, it's very open to everyone, you never eat, so you loose weight immediately, and everyone is so joyful, and excited for the next activity.
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20 June 2017
It's a little bit on the rustic side, but still somewhat charming, as long as you don't mind cock-roaches, bed-bugs, and rats the the size of Kim Jong Uns head. Went to the restaurant that was just off the lobby that was rated 5 stars by the State Run Media, and found the meal to be a little bit disappointing for how much they talked it up. I ordered a cheeseburger, and I'm not quite sure that's what they delivered, it had a strange texture, smelled rotten, and tasted a little bit mustardy. Included a couple of photos of the meal and of the hotel which was rated 5 diamonds by the state run hospitality association of fine establishments. I'm not quite sure what kind of rating system they use, but they need to figure out some kind of better methodology.
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19 May 2017
This place is the BEST!
Not only are you not allowed to leave (which is perfect for me since I HATE going outside) but they also killed Chad when he called this place gay. Would give 6 Stars if I could.response / report this review -
17 May 2017
They keep telling me I could check out any time I like but I can never leave. I though it was friendly conversation until when I tried they put a bag in my head n three me in the back of what I assume is a van. please pardon any spelling errors, my hands are zip tied behind my back atm.
1/5 stars, would not recommend.response / report this review -
16 May 2017
Justin's mom has got it goin on. Actually I'm just the one that has it going on she doesn't. She pays me. A lot. I don't charge your sisters though so don't worry buddy. I charge them in a different way, they are very loyal to me. Loyalty is my charge for them. They stay in line and your mother pays her fee. Its a natural thing. Its like water falling its just natural. Not like your sisters tatas but i told her if she wants to make me happy she has to get them even bigger. She's only had six enhancements. I think the seventh one will be a charm. 88 triple quadruple D sounds about right
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11 May 2017
Amazing. I wouldve given this a 9999 star if I could. It is exactly like gulag. Amazing experience, they let me to work for them without paying me. Hail the great leader for giving me such a memorable, once in a lifetime experience working as a road sweeper on the road just outside the hotel.
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01 April 2017
It's so amazing just like the gulag
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19 February 2017
the glorious supreme leader knows how to treat his visitors
great service
free coffee in the lobby 24/7 unlike Novotel
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10 November 2016
Hotel KNR
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26 September 2016
Just nuke north korea already, usa..
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04 November 2015
Hot water can be hit or miss, depending on what side of the hotel you are on. Electricity like anywhere in PY- better than the countryside, but bring a torch. It's a toss-up between the 4th floor here and the Vienna Coffee House on KIS Square for the best espresso in Pyongyang.
Baths and sauna are better at the Koryo.
Good position downtown (cf. the Yanggakdo, stuck on an island and forever at the mercy of whatever the queue for the elevators is like).response / report this review
