Pluses:
You can buy uranium-illuminated Kim Jong Un action figure at the site
The beer is cheap
Minuses:
I can't really complain. Seriously, I can't.
great place to buy plutonium under 60$ (don't tell the FBI about this)
Wan,
Great facility, loved the uranium enrichment equipment and I was blown away at the quality of your Uranium 235 samples. The fission of one atom of uranium-235 generates 202.5 MeV = 3.24 × 10−11 J, which translates to 19.54 TJ/mol, or 83.14 TJ/kg.[2] This is around 2.5 million times more than the energy released from burning coal. Let's hope you keep your promise and keep your nuclear ambitions on the peaceful side of the table.
Until next time!
I think of all the hard working men and women that research nuclear energy here. Respect for the men and women of science.
Lots of starving people committing suicide here. The line is about ten miles long.
One of the best days in my life.
First we went to the core and our tour leader Kim wass soo coool
He told us jokes how he killed his brother and that stuff
after that we went to the famous Restaurant inside of the Reactor and it was soo fun Kim Jong un iss so Funny
I've been rating 5 stars for
-Nice Food
-Nice People
-Nice Story
-Now i have 3 Eyes and it is fun! to see whats going on my back
-Kim jong un Gave me a Handshake :)
Why North Korea is on the Path of Destruction becoming Threat to Humanity in the Whole World. Why not North Korea adopts the Right Path of Progressing Self. War is no benefit to any Nation including North Korea and benefit is in cooperating other Nations (such as South Korea, Japan, USA, European Countries, African Countries etc.) so that Other Nations can come in support of North Korea which is Real Strength of North Korea instead of Nuclear Weapons. North Koreans are capable of removing Dictatorship Rule from North Korea through their great efforts alongwith External Support from Foreign Nations and if once Independence is achieved from Dictatorship Rule of Kim Jong Un, North Korea can move towards Right Path of Progressing Self.
Exceptional tour, great people, great food. Lost a star because Kim Jong showed up late and one of our tour guides went missing a few days in; after telling us a hilarious story about a man who's family had all been executed because he had tried to escape. The man was then told he was going to be killed at a random time in the future and was forced to work as a tour guide of a nuclear facility.
Any way, I would whole hardheartedly recommend this as a holiday destination and would like to wish Mr 도와주세요 나를 good luck on his release of his book "Tell my story" and hope he makes a full recovery from his "very very ill".
Service was okay, food had a green coloration, and the guards would shout loudly at me before shooting one of my party members. I still got the plutonium I needed to mutate insects though.
Ching Chang, Ching Chong, Nuke will make you gong
After watching one of Kim's DANK birthday celebrations I visited. They wouldn't let me eat in their cafeteria for 45 mins. Then finally they said my seat was ready. I went in there and they gave me rice and Swiss cheese. I told them I didn't want the Swiss cheese but they insisted saying it was Kim's signature dish. I ate it. It wasn't that bad but still I didn't want it. The next day they made me go over the border back to the south. On the plane back to America I thought to myself," man that was weird." Over all the Visit was okay they didn't let me in very many places. I hope your trip is better than mine!
Zoo was excellent, three headed deer, fish with two tails, some of the zoo staff had extra limbs, incredibly interesting! Only let down was the caesar salad meat was actually a hybrid chicken/duck which was disappointing. Would recommend if in the area with children!
Terrible cell phone reception, the waiters and waitresses never smile, i touched a poster of some dude with a funny haircut, and got yelled at.
..there was no sign that read "do not touch"
10 outta 10 would burn this place to the ground.
Good information! ☺
It helped me in doing my project work
It'sno Disneyland but fun none the less. The free haircuts rock!
Booked it on AirBnB. Very hard to get there by public transport. Roomies were always yelling at me. Had a different expectation of Seoul.
I couldn't have been happier. The Swedish hookers were a delightful surprise.
Was a bunch of fat autistic neck beard chinks that make carboard "missiles" the beds were made of plastic with kim jon uns face on it and thats not the worst part the worst part was the food it was glowing noodles and the chicken in my soup was still breathing
Amazing demonstration of nuclear power but no cheetos available during viewing 6/10
The audio visual tour was exceptional and the staff were very friendly. I particularly enjoyed the spin your own centrifuges and the mineral spa was heart warming. I'd highly recommend you experience the best of North Korean hospitality here. They leave you with such a warm glow.
My faith in humanity has been restored.
Lovely, kind, caring people.
A good un
The meat was rubbery it didn't taste like anything I've had before. The bed was stained and the springs were broken. The concierge was very encouraging of me giving my dog to her. I'll give it 5 stars so I don't get shot