Kim Jong-Il's Station

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• Frost Fights

  19 April 2018

  Best ride ever! They even whip you

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• Mareks Brucis

  06 April 2018

  Best experience ever. I got on the train and got out in a russian concentration camp. 10/10 would ride again.

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• Çëlïñå Märtïñëz

  04 March 2018

  There is no food, so starve your self to death or bring some yummy nummies with you

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• Terraria And Other Gaming

  18 February 2018

  The burgers were great

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• BENJAMIN FOTIOU

  07 February 2018

  Wanted to take a train, but when I bought the ticket it self-combusted after I sneezed by accident. Was beaten down by soldiers in disguise as old women.

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• Biswajit Chowdhury

  28 December 2017

  Ching Chang chong I'm Kim Jong un

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• BuRgLaR187

  22 December 2017

  Made fun of North Korea's nuclear program while on tour here.Bad idea
  
  Was escorted to a Detention Facility and I had bamboo shoots shoved up my fingernails and lit on fire.
  
  No free wifi however which is why I gave 1 star

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• Johnathan Carter

  02 December 2017

  No food here unfortunately; Only communism and our glorious leader

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• Josh Lee

  22 October 2017

  Yo I'm being held hostage cause a found a giant nuke that was supposed to be for California
  Send help

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• NOAH M. WITHROW

  20 October 2017

  Where's the dictator?! I was promised a selfie!

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• Aviator Shady

  16 October 2017

  Why does this train station go to nowhere? Oh right, its communist.

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• Ethan Hunt

  16 October 2017

  Not enough democracy.
  
  Not recommended for capitalists.

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• Raghav Rastogi

  11 August 2017

  Nice but the ladies always wanted more of that brown

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• Le Grande Seal

  19 July 2017

  Good.

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• Akash Verma

  11 June 2017

  Very stupid

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• Cuttlefish Orchestra

  25 February 2017

  Great place to buy slaves, horrible for catching trains

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• RAINBOW LORD

  06 February 2017

  twas a lovely experience seeing the station I couldn't have built it better myself.

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• GWBTaskForce Fuckmylife.png

  21 January 2016

  would like to get tortured again.

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• Cylia For Ever

  21 November 2015

  It was fun

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