The Great Leader jumped out of the bushes in nothing more than a long trench coat, and flashed at me. I'm still recovering from that horror show.
Be afraid of the bushes folks
Ugly place. Brainwashed people. Horrible Leader.
A riot broke out because some moron was playing with our godly stick. Me and Un beat him then lynched him. All those who participated in the riots got slaughtered and some guy got a Poorpuel Hourt for shooting him. Nice chile dogs though.
Guarded by Kim Jong-un's belly. Best security ever as it is so large you cannot get past it to display your American Nazi propaganda
guards threatened to shoot me when i went into an exhibit without bowing to kimmy jon un