Probably one of the best places. Daily executions and a fun randomized mine field with 50 different mines {Aidan Kelton describes the minefield well}! Just don't damage any of the wild life or you'll be the execution. If you want to get tortured and interrogated, then sent to a camp for the rest of your life then this is the place for you! Hail the supreme leader KIM JONG UN. 5/5
This place is great! The forest is a giant minefield so you can have fun with your friends, of course, I don't have any friends so it wasn't that fun but when I stepped on the high explosive fragmentation anti tank mine it was really a 𝑏𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡. 10/10 ALL HAIL SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG UN!
I love how fit and skinny the residents all are,smelled great, love the execution shows, got screamed at and raped for being"stupid fat american" otherwise great experience, didnt even have to buy a souvenir due to scars after rape and camp, luckily i got before i got killed by my plane, very fun tour, never get an experience like that at home
Love what they've done with the park. Armed guards really add to the scenery. Hot dog stand was great, I think the meat was taken from ex POW's but otherwise world class fine dining. Come at 7pm on Tuesdays for a fireworks show and weekly execution of capitalist pigs. Don't step on the grass.
Very nice scenery! the starving and dead bodies on the footpaths give it a sense of beauty
They grow the best weed in the world here whey sanction the best🤔🤔
These racist and ignorant reviews are very sad and disgusting. The power of US propaganda
It is fun to see all the starving people here. Plus, the trees are huge because they have been exposed to nuclear waste. If you try to climb one, it will bend down and eat you, so don't get too close. Also, the funfair is lovely with nuclear tests and landmines. Overall, 5 stars!
Dead people hanging from trees here is bogus. Not all are dead. Yet. Happy place with a good family vibe, as long as your kids like hangings. Ours didnt, but they are warming up
You can't spell Forest Park without Great Leader, nor would you want to! This forested park is the most forested park in the whole wide world, thanks to Great Leader's green thumbs and laser beam eyes. Just like Santa, his eyes can read the contents of your soul, but unlike Santa, his eyes can speed up photosynthesis by as much as 10 trillion percent! Feel free to take a leisurely stroll up the path, but don't lollygag too long you lazy pig. You've got revolutionary labors and rock sorting to attend to! This park even features a state-of-the-art slit latrine restroom facility. But don't forget, Great Leader is always watching!
I visited this park on Google and was disturbed by the number of reviews that mentioned there were dead people hanging from the park's trees. I think the international community should investigate this. Also, a man named Kim something seems to be a real nasty guy, who could possibly be the leader of the park - I don't know He might be transgressing some human rights, judging by the reviews! One of the reviews was written by someone who got executed, which seems mighty peculiar! Now that IS something worth investigating! As for the park itself, it seems flat and green, with grey pathways and a circly river. It seems dull. Don't go there.
Nice sight on your journey travelling DPRK. The birthplace of Kim Il-Sung offers some information on his birth and personal history. The nature around is quite nice to take a walk.
loved it until they got me gregnant, the park had lots of blood but other than that there were 3 lovely executions. I enjoyed my stay!!
Me and my friends were taken by Kim himself! We had a great picknick. He then executed my friends because he asked if Kim was still gonna eat that last piece. Heaps off fun and great food.
I've never been there but I heard it was used to torture people, especially people under 18 :(
Another local where Great Leader has buried the bodies of starved children after working their parents to physical exhaustion. Not to be missed.
I would give it 5 if The Kim Dynasty didn't make NK Socialist Communist
-Walks into forest
-Sees fake looking trees
-Walks behind one
-Sees inflatable pump
-Gets curious and walks towards a park manager
-Hes also a balloon
-Runs out of park towards air port
-The planes are made of balloons
-Runs towards South Korean border
-The border is not made of balloons
-Tries to jump over the border
-Gets electrocuted
-Limps towards hospital for help
-Hospital is empty
-Limps towards Kim Jong Un's house
-Opens the front door
-Walks towards Kim's private room
-Asks Kim for help outside his room
-Gets denied
-Gets pissed off and opens the rooms door
-Sees Kim fapping
-Dies
0/10 would see Kim fapping again
I found this park to be delightful. It was hardly inhabited by any people. Wide open spaces and perfect, unspoiled nature can be found here. In fact, this is probably the greatest park in the world. 5/5 Kim Jongs is my vote.