The greatest place I've ever been. The best part is when I was playing on the playground with my best buddy Kim and we shot some people who refused to obey the Supreme Leader. 10/10 would recommend.
The roller coaster looks like Kim`s face and it is powered by nuclear missiles. You go about 220 mph at max. Also, sometimes the people holding the rollercoaster faint or die and the whole ride falls down. Fortunately, that didn't happen when I rode it but it happened after I rode it. 4 stars.
to many american pigs on it so our great leader made it collapse with his amazing powers
I was almost shot for not bowing to the ride each time it went by while I was waiting to enter the ride, but that was my fault. This roller coaster was very entertaining; a heart-dropping 35 ft. hill was the climax of the ride. 10/5 recommend.
one of the forced laborers holding up the beams was shot for sneezing so part of the ride almost collapsed while we were on it, but the laborer was quickly replaced and we were back on our way. 1/5 because they almost shot us when we stuck one of our fingers out of the cart. other then that it was pretty fun
If you're down for the rip-roaringest crazy time you can have in old town, try to wrap your mind around this - The clink of the chain sounds as your cart slowly trudges up the first hill, and your anticipation begins to peak as you reach the 35 foot peak of the first hill you can see the immediate surroundings in all directions, and are at least at the highest artificial point in the vicinity.
Just as you look forward again the cart takes off down the hill, and you plummet down a 35-degree angle, reaching the peak velocity of 17 mph your heart jumps into your throat, and you are whipped around turn after turn. And that's all the turns! The final hill rockets you another 25 feet-skyward and the ride comes to an abrupt end this beats the hell out of Cedar Point and Six Flags 6/5 would ride again.
This is a great kids coaster, but not too good for thicc people like me, because the seats are very cramped, and every time the coaster goes downhill, the barbed wire gets tighter, which in fact makes you loose your circulation. My daughter Le-a loved it though!
I went on the coaster. I flew off the rollercoaster right when it was about to drop. The reason a flew off is because the North Koreans are too cheap to make some good. Instead the just made some paper ass seatbelts.
I was instructed to bow to the roller coaster each time it went by. The seats had rusty jagged edges and I am not up to date on my tetanus booster. I fear that I will not leave the DPRK with my life. Tell my wife that I love her. There is a great mini-donut stand near the exit of this ride.
One of the most advanced and reliable nuclear warhead launch platforms I've seen so far in my stay in best korea.
Great experience, I only fell off twice. The park attendants were very polite, especially the ones with no hands. Food was ok, a little to humany for me.
you know ive seen everything in this amusement park except food vendors
Great magnanimous leader, great magnificent coast roller.
Kim Jung un showed me his penis, all 1.2 mm
Kim Jong Dummy
Wtf I went on this and it now they won't let me off
Didn't go in myself but my friends did and it looked great, they said afterwards it was as it looked, quite pricey again but being DPRK there after foreigners money (locals get it for free), the theme park is really small and people used to thing was just for show but is actually legit and was all built by Italians my guide told me after I expressed a lack of confidence in their engineers!