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Taedonggang Beer is a point of interest, located at Pyongyang, North Korea

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Pyongyang

Added by Jopie, at 07 May 2016

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20 Reviews

  • An Shrub
    19 April 2018

    10/10 fermenting beer with rat poison was a great idea! Way to root out the population Kim!

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  • Ann Rew
    08 April 2018

    here you can taste the BEST beer in the world.

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  • Nick Voss
    17 February 2018

    Communist beer, drink at your own risk, you'll end up thinking like a dictator

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  • Who Me?
    08 February 2018

    Kim's finest beer tastes like broken glass! Yum-O! Thank you Glorious Leader!

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  • Kevin Kondracki
    07 February 2018

    Made from a recipe that Kim Jong Un developed while daydreaming of being thin, he commanded it be made at once. Upon tasting it, the newly instituted, state authorized brew masters declared it the best tasting beer in the world. 17/10 is the official rating, with 12 being perfection. The beer is made from barley and hops that the Dear Leader has personally grown and picked from his own garden. Furthermore, because only the finest water is suitable for the Dear Leader, the beer is made with water from his very own tap water.

    My beer was handed to me personally by Kim Jong Un himself. This particularly, was a miracle because he was also live on state run television at that very moment christening his newest rocket, aptly named Kim Jong Un Rocket Number 73. It was at this moment I realized this was no ordinary beer. No, it was Taedonggang beer. I've been wanting to go back to North Korea for just a sip of this glorious beer ever since.

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  • Zach Poynter
    03 December 2017

    Beer was green Good taste tho

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  • Emmett Mizanin
    28 November 2017

    Very helpful that it is by the youth park (the bottles are great for getting rid of erections from the nearby pleasure park

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  • Naveen David
    15 November 2017

    Great place. They had only 4 variants (Kim Jong-un lite, Kim Jong-un premium, Kim il-sung lite, Kim il-sung premium) but all were amazing. The beer was probably 100% water but Our Glorious Leaders name was enough to make it taste heavenly. Unfortunately the nuclear reactor nearby caused the staff to have a few excess limbs. 11/10 would recommend.

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  • Ethan Hunt
    16 October 2017

    Amazing beer!

    However, only one type of beer is on the menu, “Kim’s Finest”, and the glorious Supreme Leader was here himself while I was there! He shot me in the arm twice, and my leg once, and he may have caused some internal bleeding.

    Great experience!

    11/10

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  • Hot Dog
    22 September 2017

    They only had a beer called "Kim's finest". I would recommend to stay away from here and go to South Korea or Japan for better beer.

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  • David McWilliams
    06 September 2017

    Beer was alright. Their slogan was kinda off putting though, "We put the 'dong' in Taedonggang Beer!"

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  • Spooky Noodle
    11 August 2017

    No matter how much of this beer I drink, the starving man next to me just won't disappear. I can't be the only one having this problem

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  • Milo Davies
    26 May 2017

    they say each beer has part of kims soul himself infused in

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  • Andrew Whitaker
    02 May 2017

    great place to drink the souls of the false koreans

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  • Hidden Below
    12 April 2017

    They only have one brand of beer, but that one is pretty nice and affordable.

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  • 336 336
    27 March 2017

    Average. I think cuba's beer is better

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  • Colton Alexander
    01 March 2017

    Excellent store with excellent beverages made with the spirit of Kim Jung Ill the supreme leader

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  • Cool Stuff
    10 February 2017

    10/10 will go again

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  • Rich Alfano
    03 December 2016

    Kim Jong-Douchebag better get his drank on while he still can! President Trump is coming to piss on you!

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  • Tony Tang
    14 May 2016

    Every night, live bands sing gospels praising the lord. Kim jung un, of course, not the other one. House-specialty beer has a thin lace of foam that quickly dissipates, body is a little flat, with nuances of the fruity aroma of execution and dictatorship.

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