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28 April 2018
Best holiday ever! I bumped in Supreme Leader Kim just after the customs control and he offered me a tour of the best resorts in the Best Korea, and a free stay in the one I chose. I decided myself for the Pyongyang one, just ‘cause it was the closest to the Supreme Leader, so I could sense his spirit. The best thing is that I got a great bonus in the resort - drink a glass of water every month! By the way, I’m still there
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18 April 2018
i love the noodles dere was also someting wong with them i also love the threat of nukes hitting me:.hail kimmy
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09 April 2018
Nice airport but the there was no good planes but atleat we saw dennis rodman
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20 March 2018
Is a nice place. Would be good if the planes could get off the ground, but beside it’s quite lovely.
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13 March 2018
Such a nice place nice propoganda. I LOVE YOU KIM
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21 February 2018
Best airport I've been to a lot better then any other one
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12 February 2018
I got off the plane, and I found myself in the glamorous terminal. I found a poster with a person who was indescribably beautiful (I later learned that his name was Kim Jong Un), so I went to take a picture of it, but my hands were shaking from the excitement I felt, so my picture tuned out blurry. Suddenly, 5 security guards came running up to me and took me to a beautiful camp ground to stay in for free! Talk about amazing customer service!
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12 February 2018
When I arrived at this airport, my plane crashed into the runway. A bus came to collect the survivors of the crash, but they said you need to pay 15 goats to get on. I gave them the goats and headed to the customs area. The line was long and when I got there, the man told me I need to pay 10 women for entering. I said he was a sexist. Other than that, the airport is pretty good. The bathrooms are clean of insects because there are frogs to eat the bugs and dogs to eat the frogs.
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07 February 2018
NORTH KOREA VERY SMART FOR BUILDDEING THE CHING-CHONG AIRPORT VERY SMART. I ALSO LOVE TO EAT 1000000000000000000000000000000 APES.
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01 January 2018
Is a nice place. Would be good if the planes could get if the ground, but beside it’s quite lovely.
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19 December 2017
Heck, I love this place the great Diplomatic leader Kim Jong Un has made this place a paradise!
Even as an American, I love this place, and I would love to stay in
Lovely Pyongyang for the rest of my life, instead of going back to US.
Lan parties are great, but In fact, I believe that Kim Jong Un, a
Pretty great democratic leader of North Korea has done many great things for this place, and
Moreso, I want to stay here forever, in fact, I will stay here forever, because Kim Jong Un is great.
Even then, The first letter of each paragraph is a guide to the soul.response / report this review -
03 December 2017
It is known that Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un departed a jumbo jet from this airport with no previous training, and the passengers described the experience as "Earth-shatteringly pleasurable". Great Leader then performed two loop-the-loops, fired off two missiles at a nearby Imperialist American fighter jet, and finished with an inverted fly-by of the terminal before bringing the airplane gently down on the runway in hurricane-force crosswinds. All hail Glorious Courageous Leader!
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03 December 2017
What a great airport created by our great and supreme leader, Kim Jong Un. Even if I did not have an AK-47 pointer at my head I would still mention how the baggage claim was extremely fast and the architecture was amazing.
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27 November 2017
Great experience.from the moment we left the safety of the plane to the warm reasonably friendly environment of the concrete prison cell I knew we had come to the right place. It was sooo exciting to be interrogated by brainwashed military types who really knew their onions when it came to torture. So sad we didn't get to meet Kim and swap jokes and methods of execution, but there's always next time providing we make it accross the DMZ. What a blast, Kimmy, you rock
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23 October 2017
Shameful experience. As I was practically horded off of the aeroplane, the entirety of the passengers (excluding 6 which had been killed in the stampede), were locked in a small room for hours. No refreshments were offered, even as we were taken down onto a van, the guards would not let us into the duty free. After 2 days we ended up in a cosy complex of wooden huts, fully equipped with an outdoor farm and a wire mesh fence for security. However, my experience was shattered when I died from starvation shortly after
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20 October 2017
Don't go here 🅱. 🅱im 🅱ong 🅱un was there and he 🅱illed me 🅱.
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03 October 2017
definitely giving this a 5 star rating because i dont want to be shot by kim himself so highly recommend this airport had a great holiday the culture is surreal well the culture your allowed to look at without being hunted down. anyways an all round great trip other than the odd missile flying over head.
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27 July 2017
This was an unexpected experience, my children and I were flying out of Pyongyang to go to Vladivostok, our home city, when we saw an empty Airport with only one terminal open and with one flight in the terminal, we were all placed in first class, due to the amount of people booked on this flight, we were first and the only people in line. The service in the airport was excellent, a boy came up to us and mugged us though, and he set off a grenade in my bag, we were politely sent to the hospital room, and got one bandaid for a family of 6 to share, which seemed nice to teach my kids to share. My son was complaining, so we ran over to a chair, and I spanked his arse in the middle of the airport. Everyone clapped for me, what I mean everyone, I mean the workers, they even put it on their news, where I was given £1,000,000 for doing so, I did it until his arse was black and blue. Such an exquisite Airport experience.
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23 July 2017
Im worried if i visit N.Korea i will died in here😂😂*Lol
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29 June 2017
Most surreal experience. We were getting a helicopter flight over Pyongyang, when we got to the "international airport" we realised our flight was the only 1 of the day. They had opened a full airport for 12 of us to have a tourist flight over the city. Our flight was delayed for 3hours due to visibility, so our "guides/chaperones" aloud us to do are own thing as we were locked in and could not go anywhere. So began an incredible 2-3 hours walking around a massive empty airport (all shops and restaurants fully opened & staffed) we had completely free reign, one of our party accidentally made it out on to the runway, before being ushered back inside. We walked through deserted check in desks, security check points, luggage counters, completely surreal! And the helicopter decor and flight only got stranger!
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12 May 2017
Better than flying in America.
First off, 90% of the planes were fake. But, there wasn't anyone waiting so it was a relative breeze to get on my flight. I'm a bit disappointed with the flight listing board, they only had the power back on long enough to let me barely find my flight; luckily it was the only one.
There weren't any harassing security personnel, however they were present in sandbag pillboxes all throughout the building, so it was still very secure.
Better than flying United.response / report this review -
25 April 2017
Eat your heart out LAX! I swear, when I wasn't here, that I saw Andy Kaufman tip the restroom attendant $20. I thought that was real generous but made me feel inadequate as I was not going to tip because the mints were not covered and I couldn't get out of my mind that they had been exposed to s..t and piss spray all day, and I really wanted a mint.
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12 April 2017
Great airport. Seen a US Aircraft carrier on landing
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12 April 2017
Amazing service, literally the shortest security line for departures I've ever seen.
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17 March 2017
An amazing gateway to an amazing country. Just Amazing! The city of Pyongyang was amazing, simply amazing. Do not even get me started on the amazingness of North Korea itself. As soon as I landed, I realized that this was an amazing place!
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21 February 2017
If there was an option to give 0 stars, I would absolutely do that. Airport is very bad, rude staff and not much facilities in the terminal. There is no way that I'm flying on Air Koryo, very bad airline. Would rather blow up this airport and go design a new one similar to any other airport. ;l
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10 February 2017
Nice airport, but there is no way I am flying on Air Koryo, because they could arrest or kill me after I land.
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