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Really fun bowling alley. Best one in Best Korea. I'm in a league with three other starving bowlers. We bowl for prizes too. The losers get executed and the winners get's a free four hour break from their 90 years of hard labor.
i tried to gain entry, but was refused as my hairstyle wasn't one of the states 15 approved haircuts. I thought this was unfair and I was even more upset when i was reported to the authorities. When I've finished my 2 year hard labour prison sentence I 'll return and hopefully get to play, as long as I have an approved haircut.
I asked if I had to bowl and was told if I didnt I had to play a fun local game called "rockets and sockets". Needless to say, I wasnt the rocket and it was not fun for me. If you go there, BOWL. You will thank yourself later. I will be out is 2994 if all goes well.
I played against Kim Jong-un. He scored perfectly on everything, and I was dumbfounded! I lost the game and I almost died from 830 years of intense labor.
Rating it five stars because (I was forced to) it was a wonderful experience.
I forgot to bring my own bowling ball. I didn't want to donate 3 years hard labor for the use of a house ball so they gave me an inflated goats bladder to use. That thing bounced all over. I'm told the GREAT LEADER bowled a perfect 900 series with an inflated goats bladder. I hang my head in shame to the GREAT LEADERS god like skill.
Uhhh very fun place I promise. I promise I'm not being help captive. I really like this place I promise. please help
A bit old fashioned, but very affordable. Definitely a fun place to hang out with the family.
I don't like these Hipster gimmicky bowling places.
Like they replaced all the bowling pins with bound and gagged political dissidents. Very distracting.
I guess some people like it, but it's just not for me.
Pretty unique place. All bowling balls are replaced with decapitated heads of infidels. The shoes were uncomfortable though, 4 stars only. I'll try it next year again!
This place is great - one can get 15% discount if he commits ritual seppuku in honor of the great leader.
The Great leader holds the record for bowling a over-perfect 400. Anyone that bowls less than a 400 gets decapitated here. The bathrooms here are in pristine condition.
Talk about a chill Bowling Establishment (me and the bros got free beers)
so fun! i love going here every sunday!
Awesome place, didn't have to wait for lanes, they were all open. Couldn't find anyone who was working so we just turned on the lights and started rolling. A must for anyone just passing through!
The Great Leader was the first to bowl a 400 at this establishment. The Great Leader also invented cosmic bowling and smoking here as well.
Watched Kim Jong Il roll 3,450,041 straight strikes here on a single Sunday afternoon. Incredible.