Loved the Funfair. My favorite attraction was the gas chamber. I let my family try it first to see how they liked it. Once they were gone, I made my way to the firing squad ride the prizes could be better, but I guess I can’t complain about winning an orphan on my first try. Next time I come, I will for sure try the Columbus Fair Fireball. Thanks
beautiful.
the great leader approves this amusment park
The name says it all. We waited 97 hours to get in the gate but once the 4 children with guns let us in it was worth it. Trucks began hauling tons of people in and more guards even showed up for a day of fun. They began marching people to the rides all were crying from joy, once the ride started it spun faster than we thought it would and went on for a few hours. Once it stopped the people slumped over from joy, the children tipped them off the ride until the ladies could load them on to big trailers. But they made sure everyone got a turn. At the end they all seemed tuckered out sleeping in piles on a trailer. Was the best park we went to yet even though we didn't get a turn.
Amazing time. We played a game of chase the American pig, where I was the American pig! The bullets looked and felt so real. My son got taken away, and my wife was too. Maybe they got taken to a hotel. Anyways, my stick arm kinda hurt, but that wasn’t this places fault. I just experienced a great roller coaster, but I puked on it. Some friendly staff with guns told my I was going somewhere special, and now they’re counting down for some reason. Ow! One of them just shot a dart into my butt. That’s fine, but I feel a little tireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I dont tinks korean people are alowed here :/
Great experience to climb into the "Nuclear Necromancy" ride. It was a real nuke that had about 10 seats and 4 were designated for those from the US, South Kore--- umm False Korea, and Japan, it was labeled "For Pig Dogs." It launched and I went up into fiery joy when we were supposed to crash into Tokyo but sadly were caught by THAAD and exploded in Mid-Air. 5 Stars for the immersive experience, including the dying by fiery death part!
Chicken breast feeding and I would have been able to do classics at the same time as you haven't done an as
Talk about fun! And fair!!!! My first turpentine enema, and what a ride. Goin back asap for the napalm shower.
It was okay, but the best part was when the guards chase you down. Although it may look like a bullet wound and your searing flesh may smell like burnt meat, they reassure you that it is a fake bullet wound. They give you a special N. Korean concoction, and you wake up three months later in the cargoship hold of a plane back to the U.S.. its a Family must have
Absolutely amazing!
During my trip to North Korea, this park was my first destination. I came here with my 3 children, of which two of them were sent to the glorious North Korean labor camps for disobeying our glorious leader.
The bullets flying everywhere was a minor inconvenience, because my third child died, and I got shot in the arm.
The nuke rides were the best. Kim Jong Un, our glorious leader, tied us up to some nukes, and launched us up all the way to some peasant villages.
Other than the minor inconveniences, this is a must for the entire family.
Truly a masterpiece, I must say the best attraction was the one that falls apart when you're on it. Also, the area where the guards chase you out of a building is truly thrilling, they even made them seem like live bullets. The is also life size statues of missiles around the park, all facing towards the east, One even looked like a nuke! I would certainly recommend this to any one planning a family trip to North Korea. Kim Jon
Ill is a wonderful leader that truly knows how to give tourists a wonderful time.
How about some plans to maintain safety for childrens attractions and use some of the supreme douchbags money to make the place a little more appealing than a scrap yard?!
Though I have been mostly unimpressed by the attractions in this country, I must say that this funfair is truly fun! The part where the costumed guards pretend to chase you down felt so real! They even fired live ammunition! The people seem to be very passionate about killing off the American population. Personally, my favorite game was Whack-a-Cracker. Would come back!
This is the best fun park I have even been to! I got to play a game called 'kill the communist'!
I was the communist!
Very happy I was allowed to enter the secret garden to attempt to blow my brains out. I'm finally at peace now no more watching dad get his butthole made love to.
VERY HREAT LEADER
WE WENT TO FUNFARE GOT TO CHASED ME SOLDIERS
AND MADE FIDGET SPINNER FOR GREAT GREAT LEADER BEST EXPERIENCE WAS HOSPITAL WE WENT GOT THERE POND WATER VERY GREAT COSTS US 12 YEAR PRISON!!!1111!!11111!111!!!111!!11!111
Very fun and fair. I won tickets to go here by saying The Great Leaders name correctly the least amount of times in a row. I never went here and would go back again in a heart beat.
I was able to meet the dear leader! He spoke with me about many things. Wonderful place!
Great time, very amused, much park.
HEIL KAISER HEIL KAISER MEIN KONIG KIM JONG UN IS SUPREME LEADER OF EARTH, HEIL KAISER! HE BRING US GOOD FORTUNE AND NEW RIDES, HEIL KAISER!
Glorious leader provide us with grateful serving orphan meat. Would return to labor camp/amusement park again. Amusement gained through work, komrades.
Straight savagery. Kim Jung zUn is the most ballin boi in the land of north japan.
I paid 200$ to see kim-jong-un on a rollercoaster