Full credit to North Korean conservation effort.
These Dolphins looked so life like, you could hardly tell it was just a dude in a suit. I'm not sure if he needed to be zapped with a cattle prod every time he stopped dancing though.
And you simply must try the Dorsal fin soup from the cafeteria, simply exquisite!
Personally I'm not much of a fan of dolphins, but supreme leader really outdid the laws of the universe on thus one. I was skeptical when I was told that dolphin was a delicacy, for in Soviet Russia we do not settle for measly dolphins, but this place is definitely a unique experience. Generally dolphins are too chewy, but the trained jumping out of the water and swimming down your throat really puts it over the edge.
I expected a Dolphin show to be scheduled. Because this is, after all like Sea World but in Best Korea. But the nice and friendly armed guard inform us that tonight's show has been cancelled, because the Dolphin was eaten by local starving citizens. We were sent back to our concentration camp for the rest of the decade. At least the place looks nice though.
There are no dolphins. Only has a video about how the capitalist pigs are descended from dolphins whereas the Supreme Leader is descended from the superior family of Jabba the Hutt.
I have been used to feed the delphins :) it was a great experience during my travel !
I loved the fresh tuna they had for meal time here, but there was no aquatic life just a skinny guy blowing a whistle.
Haha north korea😂 !! No person in the world is allowed to visit this country!! Then who is giving the revew that it was a nice place😂😂
I was there once. They are trying to figure out how to strap atomic warheads onto dolphins.
The dolphins are better fed than the people. Also the dolphins are trained to form shapes of the Great Leader's face and also they can wave the flag with their mouths. Also, they sometimes eat people that swim in the tanks. Plus, some of them have lasers on their heads.
Yo no soy un animale and then the 2nd please call me back with your P.S
My boy Kim, i'm sorry, but can you pleeeeeaaase stop using this place for dolphin meat? Defication in the pool is bad enough.
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I recently took a trip to this place in North Korea, DON"T bring your kids it's terrible, I was knocked out first thing when I came of the plane. Only waking up to find myself next to Kim Jong Un torturing me while laughing at a show of dolphins. I told him "Why don't you just come to america's sea world". he slapped me across the face and said " I am a god and this my kingdom". Then he hit me with a crowbar. And I woke up on a plane only realizing it was only a dream. But i was wrong i looked outside the window and I saw him on the wing of the plane. He pulled out a RPG and took down the plane, I walked out the crash and made it back to my hotel and later traveled back home. I recommend not to go.
Our tour guide told us that the Dolphins were actually the first generation of ICBMs and the Kim Jong Un willed them into existence with his magic spleen. So educational!! I never knew any of this before. As soon as I leave the "complimentary accommodation" that the so well dressed men took me to then i'll have to talk to my sons teacher and see if they can organise a field trip here.
One of the dolphins ate my child's arm and left foot, these dolphins are mean! I falcon punched the dolphin immediately after this. That sucker went flying to America. Hope he had a nice flight.
I arrived at the dolphinarium ready for a ride. But I was in no way ready for the wild ride I had here. Me and my crew consisting of my. Eat friend Chadd. My girlfriend Vanessa and my 3 lesser friends Jordan, Steve and Sebastian. We opened the door ready for a thrill. There were furries dressed as dolphins and dozens of patrons in line. One of the furries grabbed my but cheek and squeezed as hard as he could. "Owwweww!" I screamed but he only squeezed harder. I grabbed his arm and attempted to rip it off my ass but I could not get it off. The other furries heard my screaming and ran up to squeeze my ass to. Before I realized it there were 30 furries all gropeing my butt. My friend, being American teenagers, just filmed it. "Hey!" Screamed a security guard. "Starp raping da tourishts! Your can onry rape shitizens!" The guard opened fire, spewing thousands of bullets out of his mini gun into the defenceless furries. "You alright?" He asked. "Ya I'm fine but my butt might need replacement." I said ashamed. The guard whistled and a medical crew hurried in and cut off my butt without anesthetic. They then super glued one of the furries butts onto where mine used to be. I steamed. It they just kept working until it was done. "Der good ash beer." Said the guard who didn't make a lick of sense. We pod for our tickets and entered the stadium. It was packed with people who looked like they had just gotten out of a tornado. "Herro der!" Said a man. He grabbed us all in his large arms and carried us to some empty seats far away for all the Koreans. "Sorry but you americans smerr rike shirt." The dolphins emerged from their dolphin holes and immediately jumped on top of the trainers who were all dolphin furries. They #%#^*+ the furries so hard that they $)/$&; all over the crowd. The white fluid enter my mouth and eyes, giving me dolphin furry aids. I convoluted on the ground until I died. The end.
Very disappointing, No dolphins the day the GREAT LEADER said I was there. Just some military officer in a grey uniform and a grey road cone on his head. I was told he was a great dolphin but now that I'm back home I kinda don't believe it. Dolphins don't carry guns, they don't have thumbs and this one clearly did.
Dennis Rodman, King Kim, and Flipper took on Seth Rogan, James Franco, and a Declawed Tiger in a pickup game of aquatic volleyball. The match was suspended briefly after Ben Stiller spiked the ball into the Nacho Supreme Leader's face. Facing execution, the players were spared thanks to a deciding thumbs up from judge Chuck Norris.
I love that the dolphins are kept inside with no sunlight. A true dolphin liver knows sunlight will kill them in minutes. I adopted 3 of the trainers. They live in the cistern in NYC, NY now. There is delicious buckets of mackerel they provide, but not everyone eats them before they spoil so they give them to dolphins, but if you are quick and have any money at all, they will give you all the mackerel you want AND let you play with the dolphins!
Did not have any dolphins. Only had a movie about how the capitalist pigs were descended from dolphins while Great Leader was descended from the superior family of Jabba the Hutt.
When I went to North Korea the shows was not bad.
The final act was wonderful; a tiny man dressed as a fish jumped into the water and we got to see him get eaten alive.
Amazing and unpredictable show, was very surpirsed when they sacrificed a child to the dolphins
Excellent place. The men dressed like dolphins put on a great show, although it was unfortunate that some of them drowned. The fried rats were delicious, although a bit too expensive.