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Very fun and relaxing pool of "water"
I only gave it four stars though. Because there was a dead body floating in the water (probably a dead capitalist pig)
me and my homie Kim Jong come here all the time to get drunk and pee in the water always a blast.
First time I waded in rungna. Makes your skin itch for weeks and smell like poo. Tastes funny two. Or three.
No fun here, all snails hunted to extinction, best to look at water park for tastiest food in Korea Land.
Four stars, only because when I went underwater the uranium burned my hair off.
Loved it, Kim offered me a quickie in the paddling pool. Best moment of my life, no wonder he's endorsed by supreme.
I saw a capitalist dog get drowned after his baby crapped in the pool. The baby was given a free room and meal at Ryugyong Hotel. He often comes to my flat to play MarioKart.
The pool was filled with uranium.
The water was yellow, I couldn’t tell if was pee or chemicals.
Would not come back.
It turns out that this isn't a pool, this is where all the sewage in North Korea goes, it was very toxic and you had to wear hazmat suits to even walk by it, there was even a hazmat rental shop, but they didn't have a size for me because I'm too sexy and thicc, like the great leader. Overall it was ok, except for the thousands of dead fish.
perfect for wadding one of the best pools ive ever been too a testiment to the great leader !
Now i know where kju's (Kim jong un) poop goes HINT:its not pretty!
Pool made out of blood and tears from kind people that wanted to help Kimmy build a pool. Unfortunately they had to add nuclear waste to the water in order to have light.
I asked where to water came from and they said, "Oh you think this is water?, this is our pee and some hydrogen peroxide". It honestly tasted great. 5 STARS
Not so much a "pool" as a puddle of tears.
All was fine until the Great Leader arrived to partake in some splashy fun. The problems began when I asked one of the pool attendants if Kim Jong Un had to stand on a mirror to see his tiny winky under all that pouch of a stomach. I was informed the the Great Leader under no circumstances is to have the size of his manhood questioned. I am told he is more endowed than any man on earth and will father the next evolution of humans for the future. I was then beaten about the head and neck with the severed limbs of dead children who were sub-par factory workers.
This pool is so nice, lots of people, sunbathing. Strange how none of them ever moved!
The absolute best pool it was fun splashing and playing water guns
Loved the swimming pool. Amazing rides.
This is wading pool is made from Worst Korean tears and American bones. Because of this the pool is almost empty and the floor needs replacing, good thing our glorious leader has found new superior solution. No more Worst Korean tears, only Best Korean Tears and Best Korean orphan bones.
Great wading pool until a nuclear missile crashed the party.