Name: Florida Teaching Zoo
Address: 7725 SW 44th Pl, Bushnell, FL 33513, USA, US
Telephone: +1 352-867-7788

Florida Teaching Zoo is a zoo, located at 7725 SW 44th Pl, Bushnell, FL 33513, USA. They can be contacted via phone at +1 352-867-7788 for more detailed information.

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7725 SW 44th Pl, Bushnell, FL 33513, USA

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Added by Jopie, at 25 August 2010

Monday Closed
Tuesday Closed
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Friday Closed
Saturday 12:00 – 4:00 PM
Sunday Closed

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01 September 2010

I went to the Florida Teaching Zoo. (I was trying to come down.) I get to an enclosure that says Floyd the Zebra and I see what looks like a striped horse eating some weeds.

I stared at him for a while because it looked like the pattern on his back was moving, and I'll be damned if the thing didn't say "If you hop the fence and touch my ass, I won't kick you'.

I looked around, thought, I'm not too busy to humor a horsey, and I hopped the fence. I walked on over and placed my hand on Floyd's bottom and said 'what now, old boy?' at precisely the time that thing kicked the hell out of me.

When I woke up, paramedics were all around asking me if I could count to 10 and who the president was. I said "I don't care about Reagan, that zebra is a liar!'

GAMERS HQ in inverness FL and Belleview FL will never tel if you touch their bottoms. Go today and get SWEET SUMMER DEALS!