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19 January 2018
ok guys..this whole, troll north korea by making stupid jokes on google maps at various locations is getting oldgot anything better to do with your time? you're making Americans look dumb too now now you wonder why 3/4ths of the world has a negative view of us.this is why
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12 January 2018
I was hoping to see some good movies with my son Bruce Jenner, I asked the man at the counter if I could watch "The Room which starred Tommy wiseau turns out, that it's a classic in North Korea and other than the supreme leader himself is what the North Koreans worship as the peak of film-making and acting. I wish I could say the same for the youth park but you'll have to read my other review.
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21 December 2017
Saw entire series of Harry Potter, with the glorious leader.
He is a big fan of Emma Watson though.response / report this review -
02 December 2017
great for watching seth rogan movie in 10000000000000D and they sell jung un cola and the hot dog
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01 November 2017
The first 10D mega-movie extravaganza! This theatre has all the technology to make it seem like you were living in reality while you wore your 10D glasses. The movie was amazing! No food provided though.
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18 October 2017
Four dudes in ridiculous uniforms showed up at my hotel room and goose-stepped me to the theatre. Movie about how Great Leader invented rice. Handed paper that said, “Clap a lot or die.” I also cried in humble appreciation for rice. No bathroom break. Peed in my pants. Was taken to the Big House for remainder of my visit. Was released through the intervention of Aunt Hil on condition that I vote for her for the next five US presidential elections.
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16 October 2017
You would not believe your eyes
If ten million Korean men
Lit up the gun as you were tied asleep
Cuz they fill the open air
With blood and sheer everywhere
You think they brute but I was just standing stare
I'd like to make myself believe
That North Korea turns (slowly)
It's hard to say that I'd rather starve awake when I'm asleep
Because the rounds are bursting at my seams
Cuz I'd get a thousand hits
From ten thousand loaded guns
As they try to teach me how to obey
A Kim Jong-Un above my head
A depriving colony benieth my bed
A disco ball means an act of war
I'd like to make myself believe
That North Korea turns (slowly)
It's hard to say that I'd rather starve awake when I'm asleep
Because the rounds are bursting at my seams
Leave my door open just a crack
(Please shoot me away from here)
Cause I feel like such an American Pig
(Please shoot me away from here)
Why do I tire of counting nukes
(Please shoot me away from here)
When I'm to tired of hard labor
To ten million loaded guns
I'm weird cuz I hate my job
I got misty eyes as I said a farewell
I'll know I'm better off
Leaving myself from where I'm from
Cuz I just got shot and I'm free
I'd like to make myself believe
That North Korea turns (slowly)
It's hard to say that I'd rather starve awake when I'm asleep
Because the rounds are bursting at my seams
I'd like to make myself believe
That North Korea turns (slowly)
It's hard to say that I'd rather starve awake when I'm asleep
Because the rounds are bursting at my seams
(I'd like to make myself believe
That North Korea turns (slowly)
It's hard to say that I'd rather starve awake when I'm asleep
Because the rounds are bursting at my seams)response / report this review -
03 September 2017
I saw Transformers here. Good sound system. Food was ok. Will be back
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10 August 2017
There were too many nude photographs of the supreme leader and Dennis Rodman doing coke. Picture quality was decent but it just got old after 10 minutes or so.
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27 June 2017
This is the first 5D apocalypse cinema in the word, but only have 1 movie. Best time to go is night!
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28 May 2017
I like the fact that you can look at a film with North Korea destroying USA alongside with Kim's nude pics. A local critic, however, got executed for giving one of the Movies there a 1-Star rating. But so what! North Korea is Best Korea! Our great democratic-republic state shall destroy all Capitalist Pig Dogs thanks to our great leader, Kim Jong Un!
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22 May 2017
Truly a beautiful cinema house.
The executions were amazing and in exchange for silence on the government secrets I got to see them in a front row seat.response / report this review -
11 May 2017
If you go at 23:00 you can see movies of the supreme leader going to the bathroom and see his glorious nude body.
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09 May 2017
Accidentally dropped my wallet on the ground and they sentenced me to death for littering and the 4 next generations in my family with imprisonment for 80 years. But the great leader is truly great since i could get my last meal before tomorrow's execution, i asked for a medium rare steak, but got half of a submarine sandwich instead. I loved the 2 hours that i spent here, once in a life time experience
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10 March 2017
A FASCINATING venue to see the latest crop of North Korean cinematic masterpieces. The wife and I went each evening during our week long stay in Pyongyang. Among the classics: Kim Jong-un's List, Citizen Kim, Gone With the Running Imperialist Lacky Dogs, A Streetcar Named Pushcart, The Silence of the Starving Orphans and my favorite Saving Private Hwang Pyong-so of the Beloved People's Army. All were so fresh. So original. NOTE: the venue is closed one day out of the month so that glorious leader Kim Jong-un can spend 'naked time' with his stable of orphan boys that he buses in from the countryside. Try to ignore any muted screams you might hear emanating from this pre-Soviet architectural gem.
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22 February 2017
SEXIEST CINAMA ALIVE!
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19 February 2017
I watched Kim Jong Un destroys New York I rated 9/11
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11 February 2017
After a long day at the mines, it was relaxing to watch us working the mines, although something else would be nice, but I don't want to sound ungrateful
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30 January 2017
This isn't a review just wondering how many of these people were bribed/forced/hired to say this was great.
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