Name: Korean Revolution Museum
Address: Pyongyang, North Korea, KP

Korean Revolution Museum is a museum, located at Pyongyang, North Korea

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Pyongyang

Added by Jopie, at 21 September 2016

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Dangerous_Shark

06 May 2018

Best place, I'm not being held gun point by North Korean Soldiers!

Please help me they're going to throw me into the slavery camp ;-;
Kim Jong Un

18 April 2018

As the supreme leader everything in best korea is best trash (south) korea is trash.
Vincent Liu

17 March 2018

I had to rate 5 because Kim-Jong-Un told me to and Trump told me to spy as a CIA agent navigator.
Brian Moran

04 March 2018

Brilliant see the things our dear leaders family has done we are so lucky to stay here
Audrey McLonderanciclapetus

17 February 2018

I went here on my recent trip to North Korea and I was scared by this place, including the dead bodies in the exhibits. How can uncle Robby live in this country and actually like it!!?
Lyle Winfield

01 February 2018

Came here once, thought that the nuke was pretty big, not the only thing Kim Jong Un has thats big though ;). Anyway, if you're looking for a good time and a chance to be put in a camp for the rest of your life, then I highly recommend coming here.
Jim McLonderanciclapetus

23 January 2018

Snivy, my kids, and I went here on our trip to Pyongyang. We saw very weird images of war and propaganda. Some of the exhibits had real dead bodies to represent fallen soldiers. However, the last exhibit about the nuke to America is pretty cool. Apparently you can sign your name on the nuke for only ten years of hard labor. I didn't do that but saw a little man write his name on the nuke and then get whisked away by security guards. I rate 3 stars.
Jasper Frame

20 January 2018

I sneezed, now me and my entire family is in a labor camp. Otherwise, ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS LEADER. 2/10 would not recommend.
Andrew Culley

10 January 2018

Really great museum! Filled with the correct history. Not that rubbish you learn in school! This stuff is real.
Jim McLonderanciclapetus

12 December 2017

Snivy, my kids, and I went here on our trip to Pyongyang. We saw very weird images of war and propaganda. Some of the exhibits had real dead bodies to represent fallen soldiers. However, the last exhibit about the nuke to America is pretty cool. Apparently you can sign your name on the nuke for only ten years of hard labor. I didn't do that but saw a little man write his name and then get whisked away by security guards. I rate 3 stars.
Logical

03 December 2017

Great place to know more about Korean history. I learned that the great leader has the biggest penis in the planet. I will never forget this moment.
Footy Maniaft

29 November 2017

all hail kim jong un great leader
Ulysses Cavazos

16 November 2017

While the back rubs were pretty dang epic, the hot dogs were sub par. The bun was a bit on the hard side and they acted like that was the last jug of mayo on Earth. Had my hopes up. Great tunes though once the O-Town jams get going, I can't help myself :]
Andy Tudoran

06 November 2017

Great place. We interacted with Kim Il-Sung's dead corpse and had a jolly good time. Some of the soldiers died of malnutrition, but it was all worth it in the end.
Kolya Man

25 October 2017

GLORIOUSLEADSERAN. I RUV THIS! REMINNDS ME OF GOOD STRONG RUSSIA! LOVE
Fuzzysweater12

26 September 2017

Beautiful, absolutely amazing. They displayed fascinating artifacts such as explaining how the Kim family are actual gods to the fact that North Korea definitively didn't have a past before the Korean war. I definitely will come back here in the near future. All hail Kim Jong Un and his communist regime! Dictatorial leadership and letting most of your people starve in concentration camps sure is wonderful. A plus North Korea, A plus.
Ulysses Cavazos

15 August 2017

While the back rubs were pretty dang epic, the hot dogs were sub par. The bun was a bit on the hard side and they acted like that was the last jag of mayo on Earth. Had my hopes up. Great tunes though. But hey, once the O-Town jams get going, I can't help myself :]
Steven White

29 June 2017

Did not go in we just looked at the statues outside. You are expected to buy some flowers from out side from a vender before you go, so that you can lay them at the feet of the "great leaders"
Very big and not often you see statues where the subject is wearing a anorak. The North Koreans know how to make big statues on a grand scale!
Just Ignore

29 June 2017

In that Museum I tried Eating A Fried Rat Burger. Then I was found In A Bed. When I See to my Right, i saw THE GREAT SUPREME LEADER HIMSELF, He Gave me a slap on my butt, which left marks. After that i was send to a Farm in Sonbong , There i was turned into Slave, then the following day i escape using a bike.
Evan Janis

08 June 2017

Overall, not a bad place. When I went in, I was surprised about how life like the exhibition was about the execution of political enemies was. I was delighted to find out that it was actually Americans in costumes being executed. I was even more excited to find that I was selected for the next round. As I stand in front of the execution wall and type this, I only have one complaint. They used handcuffs that were too tight. I mean, who would try to escape from educating the beautiful citizens of the great country?
Samuel Gadd

18 May 2017

I was very surprised to see my wife with our great leader at the Revolution Museum. I questioned, and he replied that, the Great Leader should need a wife in a Revolution. And that he had chosen mine. I asked about his 100 other Concubines, but I guess that they got to old for him. But it is a great honer for my beloved to be with our great leader!
Vito

12 May 2017

I was surprised to find out that the Great Leader has both the male and female reproductive organs. The sculptures were very detailed too.
I found it kind of weird when I was forced to take a "closer look" at the exhibit. Now I do not like to be forced to do anything, but it was sort of necessary, as before that I only thought the Great Leader just had a vagina. But upon closer inspection. I managed to see it.
It was a "Yup, it's there" moment.
As everyone else stated, the dildo collection was just earth splittingly wonderful. Hats off to the Great Leader for being able to handle that.
Angela Merkel

30 March 2017

I originally went to the museum to see the history of Ethiopia exhibit. But I was completely unprepared for what was about to come. I arrived at the museum at 2:30 am September 13th 2017. I approached the main door with a smile one my face and enthusiasm I could barely hold back. I was wearing my favourite creeper sweater and hammer time pants. My sweater was done up as tight as could be and my shoes the same. I stepped up to the main door ready for the experience of a lifetime. A man approached me upon entry. "Erro dere miseura, where ara u goinga tudeir eeeennnhhh?" I couldn't understand a thing he said. "I'm going to the museum." I said proudly. "Eeeerrrrnnnhhh so dat isa whry you wera going intoda museum ahhhhhhrrrnnnn." This man clearly had some kind of speech impediment. "Yes, why else would I be here?" "Ohr idona norw, but arrota peopre coma overa hera for wieeerd chins eehn eehn eehnrrrr." What the he'll is wrong with this guy? "Well I'm just going to the museum, good day sir." "Ohr goodra dayr to youra siiera ehnnnnrrrr." He said tipping his hat toward me. I reached for the door. The handle slipped through my sweaty palms. I firmly grasped it with both hands. It opened. The inside of the museum was beautiful. A rnermous dinosaur skeleton stood in the center with tarakada warriors lining each side of it. Paintings, statues, fossils and ancient artifacts from past civilizations stood on each side of the room. I approached the front desk in aww. "Erro dere mesteir." Said the lady at the desk. Is every one in this country retarded? I thought. "Yes I would like to enter the museum." I said. "Ewr okayr, yers wehavar a tricket for yourw and for your parteners eherrrrn." My partner? Oh right my girlfriend Vanesa was with me! "Thank you." Said Vanessa who until naw had been glued to her phone. "Havr nairce dayruu." Said the lady at the desk. "What is wrong with the people here?" I asked. "Ohhh hunny they don't know English. Be nice to them." "Ya I'll try." I said annoyed. Found a map and began our walk to the Ethiopian exhibition. Along the walls were shrines to pol pot, Kim il sung and Joseph Stalin. We entered the Ethiopian exhibition. To our surprise the only thing in the entire room was a starving Ethiopian buy chained to a pole in the ground. "What the hell! This is disgusting! How dare they do such a thing to this poor poor starving Ethiopian boy!" Said Vanessa. "Ya like that's not cool." I said. "Man Kim Jong Un is such a bastard!" The room that had been previously loud with chatting guests instantly because silent. "Ohrw you ara infro it narw!" Said a ransoms bystander. At that moment dozens of soldiers dove through the windows of the room. Other were lifted down by ropes and we could hear their helicopters outside. "Febreeze!" Yelled a soldier. We ran. They opened fire. Vanessa fell to the ground. "Nooooo!" I said in slow motion. I escaped the room with Vanessa in my arms. I carried her into a broom closet were other guests were hiding. "Vanessa!" I said. "Steve, Steve." "I'm here Vanessa." "Ohhh Steve I, I." and there she died. I cried for about 20 minutes before the other guests said it was time to go. We escaped into a ventilation duct in the room. We crawled over each room, they were all filled with soldiers in special ops gear. They heard us crawling. They opened fire. We crawled faster. Some of us were hit but I got out fine. It was only me, the girl from the desk and 2 other Korean guests. We hid in the back of the food court for a while. Eating anything we could find. We had been there for an hour or so, getting to know each other. And then they found us! The guards opened fire killing the other two Koreans. But me and the girls from the counter escaped back into the ducts. "What's our name?" I asked about an hour after we escaped again. "Angers." She said. "Ohh holly, that's a nice name." "Norw its angera." She said. "Ya ya whatever." And then I kissed her. She took off my shirt as I took off hers. She's kissed my neck and then my chest Censored and then censored and then they found and killed us.
Vulcanscienceacademy

15 March 2017

This museum houses the Great Leader's dildo collection which he uses to augment his own 'shortcomings.'

Rumor has it that there's an entire wing of the museum dedicated exclusively to sex toys which he's used on both his mother and certain farm animals.

I highly recommend the tour. Just try not to stare at the starving docents.
Chris Bailey

10 March 2017

An archive explaining how it all went seriously wrong for the southern districts of Korea who do not get to live under the god like light that shines out of the glorious leaders back passage on regular occasion and have to just deal with having free speech, all the trappings of a democratic leadership and not being shot for erroneous reasons. It also sells FANTASTIC kettle chips. Glorious leader flavour no less.
IRISH PSYCHO

03 March 2017

Super accurate and Kim has definitely made this country great with his invention of the wheel and super dogs (taste delicious btw)
Scott Davis

28 September 2016

Lines were very short, and the place looked like it was only visited on rare occasions. I liked how the museum showed Kim creating the first wheel back in 1985, and his pictures of his prized unicorn was very cool! The 7 hour lecture was great, especially with the large amounts of amphetamines we took going in. The murals of Kim winning World War One and Two, despite him not being born yet we to die for! Snack bar was great, best fish tacos ever!!