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08 April 2018
here you can become an expert of:
1) kim yong yun sciences.
2) kim yong il sciences.
3) kim il sung sciences.response / report this review -
17 March 2018
The classes were okay but the food tasted like dog! That’s because it actually was. The hamburgers were really salty and tasted kinda like human flesh. I recognize the taste from back home in America. Really takes me back. My favourite class was the one on how to get away with warcrimes. It was extremely educational. I learned what to do if I accidentally started a genocide and what to do if you nukes someone by accident.
I have inserted a picture of one of our meals into this post.
It was delicious! 👌
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17 February 2018
A university is a place of learning. This is not. It is a propaganda factory for heavy political and ideological indoctrination. Students are primarily busy with maintaining statues and pictures of the leaders. Stay away at all costs.
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14 February 2018
It's ok. The bathrooms we're clean, the service was good, but the food was a bit overpriced. It wasn't really worth it, and I don't think I'll be coming back.
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07 January 2018
Ok so my freind haru went there for a week long trip and has bad Korean but he meant to say "I love him" when talking about the supreme leader Kim jong un but unfortunately he said I hate him roughly 그를 지금 죽이라 but anyway he was put into a cell for a couple of days because he kept repeating it untill they decided to deport him but his luggage was confiscated and was sent back with a ¥200000 fine so just be very careful if traveling to north Korea
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21 November 2017
I took an online course here in arabic, but was stoned the first conversation I had. Thought I was complimenting an elder but was really saying "your goat has incredibly soft lips".
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14 November 2017
My favourite lecture was the one by Kim Jong Un himself. He showed us how to steal an American Warship and how to send a missile across to America(It landed inbetween Korea and Japan). My only issue is that the hot dogs were literally hot dogs. They were boiled in front of me and whipped. I was slightly mentally scarred by this but it doesnt matter. Kim Jong Un is a great leader. Thats what he told me anyway.
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16 October 2017
I decided to shadow one day and the american foreign study was very interesting it was more or less about how americans are "fat bacon loving gun shooting lazy enemy of the people type of people" said the professor AKA the glorious leader kim jong un
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13 October 2017
Ah another building USA will enjoy! Maybe President Trump will turn it in to a giant TOILET for all of us tourist!
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29 September 2017
WOW! This is a great university. There are classes on Great Leader, Nuclear Science, and how to properly run your very own labor camp.
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27 July 2017
I really liked this Uni because of the courses, from: How to cause a international outrage class, to Nuke The USA, Japan, and South Korea Program. Who cares about the concentration camp style housing? Who cares about the lack of food? Who cares about the World? Who cares about people's value? Who cares about international peace? North Korea of Course! North Korea is a really caring country unlike everyone else. Their classes teach you about how to start a ruckus to save yourself, this is a great Uni.
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27 June 2017
I expected to be taught about foreign countries' politics, histories and what not. I was actually taught about North Korea's supremacy over all other nations. I was also taught about how the great leader was the one that founded all other nations, which rose against his supremacy, and that is why american scum want to kill us poor North Koreans. I don't ever want to leave North Korea, which is a good thing because I'm not even allowed to.
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28 May 2017
It was fun.
I meant breaking all the rules and have the entire squad chasing you throughout the building.
Yep, sweet memories. I think I might go there again..once I have enough money to buy new arms and legs.response / report this review -
12 May 2017
I always remember where I finally learn the truth, I always though that Soviet Union was dissolved due to Russia, Ukraine and Belarus issue, YOU KNOW WHAT!!!, the truth is Michael Gorbachev was so amaze with Kim Il Sung dildos' juggling skill and he decided to put Soviet Union under North Korea protection! North Korea is the Best Korea!!
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09 May 2017
Now, you might be expecting me to thrash on the North Korean history curriculum, but I was actually quite fascinated by their geography classes. Did you know the supreme leader actually rendered anything outside of North Korea's borders to be the afterlife? I was stared at by the students who still had at least 1 eye or were not too malnourished to lift their heads up as a supernatural being that came to them from the land of the dead. It was quite interesting and somewhat funny until I got shot in both legs for trying to explain otherwise, locked up and put on death row. In about 37 hours these students will think I died twice.
P.S. the rats for lunch aren't nearly as disgusting as people in the West make them out to be.response / report this review -
12 April 2017
Everybody knows that the glorious Korean language is the only language that matters, but in case you need to communicate with foreign capitalist pigs or the lesser scum of China or Russia, then this is the language school for you. Every single UFS professor speaks every single world language and you can learn them all - so long as you have the proper amount of devotion to Great Leader and the right amount of state-prescribed methamphetamine tablets. You'll never go to sleep in your books if you never have to sleep at all! Great Leader News and World Report has ranked this school #1 in every category for 20,000 years running. And with tuition costing as little as a lifetime of heavy labor, UFS is the school for you. Savvy Student Study Tip: Stay away from Quadrant 8 - it doubles as a land mine storage depot!
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02 April 2017
i tried learning about democracy and my best friend was publicly lynched :(
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01 February 2017
Good college I learned all about our Supreme Leaders chicken wing recipe. Wish I could have some rights though ;( I want to be Mormon.
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06 January 2017
I came here from my smol house in other part of North KOREA to study about how to make cheap iPhone and Samsung fakes!!! Very helpful! I know make 300000 won a month selling fake crap to imperialistic american pigs!!!!! Only problem is that their is no food and i can only uses North Korean Operating system! Luckily Alibaba and eBay were preinstalled :D
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21 September 2016
Great learning curriculum, my child attended this school and he received a very extensive learning opportunity. The staff is great and honestly I feel like it provides a good experience for the children!
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