Central Botanical Gardens

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• Aidan Kelton

  25 April 2018

  I would say this garden is a meh. 1st, the soil is red with the capitalist scum's blood, 2nd there are no plants, they've only got big military soldiers all over the place. I'll give it 4 stars, ALL HAIL SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG UN!

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• Robby McLonderanciclapetus

  30 January 2018

  No plants, the starving people ate them.

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• Jim Grabber

  24 December 2017

  All the leaves are brown, and the sky is gray. Dont think it is organic.

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• Angus Sclater

  15 September 2017

  Was great, no plants but Leader was servicing the men and I got the sucky sucky had great time would go back again!!!
  King Jung-Ill may be be his Father, but I'm his Daddy.
  Long live the Democratic Republic!!! Long live Great Leader!!!!

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• Javan VandeSlunt

  30 May 2017

  The flowers here grow bright and large, thanks to the phenomenal soil quality over North Korean mass grave sites.

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• Paul Snyder

  12 May 2017

  It would have been cool if the starving orphans didn't eat everything and everyone.

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• Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

  31 December 2016

  Learned a lot about the local fauna. Would give 5 stars but there were several corpses that the janitorial staff must have forgotten to remove from the tree branches.

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• TCPUDPATM PORTS

  17 November 2016

  Jay - you're smoking too much of that cannabis bro. You also need to quit your government job of writing 5 star reviews.

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• Jay Johnson

  15 August 2016

  outstanding gardens , there is cannabis growing everywhere and contradictory to general believes its legal to smoke it haha , a must for try european or americans alike 10 / 10 , 5 star outstanding employees

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