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Ordinary River Amusement Park

Pyongyang

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Ordinary River Amusement Park is a park, located at Pyongyang, North Korea

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Pyongyang

Added by Jopie, at 25 June 2014

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8 Reviews

  • Anonymous
    07 February 2018

    It was amazing until a nuclear waste spill closed the park downgo to Mangyongdae instead.

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  • Anonymous
    18 January 2018

    I brought my little brother to this park and it was great, constant survalence kept my brother safe. There was a nice man who pushed my brother on the swing with a fake smile. I only gave it 4 stars because of a scary, fat Korean men eating McDonalds staring at my brother.

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  • Anonymous
    13 December 2016

    Fun to poop here

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  • Anonymous
    24 March 2015

    The park was truley amazing, just like our glorious leader. On a clear night, you can see the moon where Kim Il-Sung landed on many years ago. The only problem was that I was walking my dog when a little Korean man asked if he could take him for a moment and I never saw him again. I would come back if I hadn't received multiple bullet wounds to the leg after questioning our great leaders authority. Only place in P'yongyang that I prefer is Kim Jong Chick-Un.

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  • Anonymous
    24 March 2015

    I brought my little brother to this park and it was great, constant survalence kept my brother safe. There was a nice man who pushed my brother on the swing with a fake smile. I only gave it 4 stars because of a scary, fat Korean men eating McDonalds starting at my brother.

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  • Anonymous
    19 November 2014

    After digesting lunch at a quaint little bodega, I ventured out in search of rations and good drink and stumbled upon this humble little patch of earth. To bestowed upon my grandest desires, I was shocked to find that the elegance of the plot of land was only surpasses by the silence of darkness. After setting foot for over a fort night in search of chicken McNuggets, my eyes laid haste upon my bosoms.

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  • Anonymous
    26 October 2014

    met the Dearest Leader here. he was very pleased to meet me. the food was world class, and the toilet facilities were worthy of His presence

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  • Anonymous
    02 July 2014

    How can people tell where the poop ends or begins in this city? The entire country is a toilet for Fat Jong Un Bloatedface to blow hot spicy explosive diarrhea everywhere.

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