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04 April 2018
Really enjoyed the 400 ways to starve the oppressed exhibit. When the tour guide would say "Should we feed them?" we all had to cover our lips with our index fingers and shout "No, No, No..we want much more rib to show!" Fun times!
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31 January 2018
Brilliant staff great service oh wait this isn't the pizza hut
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26 January 2018
Amazing experience, at first I was looking at whatever there was, but as I took my camera out, an officer immediately pushed me to the floor and shouted "Heil Kim-Jong-Un", I think he got confused between dictators, but anyways, they took me to their prison and now I have a free residence and I am no longer fat.
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17 January 2018
Wasn't much to look at during the first few minutes. But the deep fried infant really lifted my spirits. I would suggest coming here. If you want you can even visit me at these coordinates 34.36.oasud89q-eu3q8heaedbpas9d00adhawhelpuagygd8wah8d7gwh97dg9aowd7aw0gda8h0wd7awd
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04 January 2018
The dome would be a fun target for an Abram's M130 shape charge round
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22 December 2017
The ball on the roof was the greatest. We all celebrated this amazing nation by having wine and throwing protestors off of the building. Very recommended for disciplining kids.
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21 November 2017
Dancers here are amazing! Specially when you see them in hand cuffs and leg spreaders.
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22 October 2017
I loved Disneyland in Pyongyang!
I saw a dead Mickey Mouse, and Donald Duck was Kim Jong Un in disguise.
Epcot was probably my favorite, the popcorn had leeches in it, but it made it taste quite mesquite.
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17 October 2017
I just want to have a courageous conversation and reach out to all of my homies in North KoreaI'm an American, and I fully support our North Korean brothers and sisters. WE HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THE NORTH KOREAN PEOPLE IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. We want Peace. Want to support you, and show you what the real world is like. We love you, North Korean citizens. No doubt. Trump does not speak for us. I REPEAT: DONALD TRUMP, IS NOT THE UNITED STATES.
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23 September 2017
Keeping in line with the widely accepted educational norms in NK, this museum is focused on the three major People's Revolutions led by Kim Il Sung.
Naturally, this includes the revolution against the bidet, a timeless symbol of European decadence; the revolution against Mexican food, obviously for its bowel-destroying capabilities; and lastly the revolution against TGIF for removing "Hangin' With Mr Cooper" from its family-friendly Friday line-up.
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08 August 2017
Delicious food at the concession stand! Decided on the hotdog and popcorn combo for a meager $0.50! Prices are a steal compared to back in the States! Would've given 5 stars but the bathrooms were a little dirty and I couldn't catch any reception in the building. Otherwise I loved it!
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28 July 2017
We love Epcot so much! We met Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, etc. they also served food of these characters , which tasted a bit off, otherwise it was alright, the rides were amazing! The car ride to Magic Kingdom was great! We worked so hard for the satisfaction of going to Magic Kingdom, the hotel rooms were quite small after all, and I didn't realize how far away into the woods Magic Kingdom was from Epcot. The staff were very rude though, always leading group activities and exercises wore us out. When you threw up you were taken and beaten, which was really awkward for a theme park. Otherwise, I had a great time at Disney Land Pyongyang.
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14 July 2017
Each star for each of thier revolutions. I would add one more if they add a fourth.
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30 May 2017
Feels like a real life Fallout landscape. Complete with corpses, aggressive guards, outdated buildings, and silly technology.
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25 April 2017
I couldn't get over how advanced North Korea wasn't. Couldn't stop laughing and ended up getting kicked out. If I were ever to really go here I would bring my own snacks and lunch. Do not get caught with gum.
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16 April 2017
It's like Epcot, only with some more exciting videos about turning Seoul into a nuclear inferno. It's real fun. Loved the restaurant too. They serve deep fried rodent here.
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11 April 2017
I learned a lot and it opened my eyes how evil the western capitalist pigs are. All hail to our great führer Kim jong un! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil!
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21 March 2017
cold in here turn down ac please
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03 March 2017
Completely annihilated these revolutions thanks to Kim's laser beam eyes and rocket fists
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11 February 2017
Thrilling! After the beatings and torture, we settled in for a nice rat sandwich, could have been dog, not sure, eyes were swollen shut and all I could taste was my own blood,
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10 December 2016
Kind of sucked, i don't like being a slave :(
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