ALL HEIL GLORIUS LEADER!!!! This restaurant showed great respect for Kim Jong Un I love this restaurant, the food was best in all of pyongyang. I give it a 10000000 out of 10. True Korea's might will conquer all places.
Excellent service! The music was non-existent and joy was sucked out a small hole in the wall by a vacuum. The food was amazing, nice and tough, completely tasteless.
Yo no soy un animale and then you don't come lol safe to the new statesmen worth it to the new
The best spot in the north to grab an ice cold beer and watch some Thursday night football. Fun fact — The players are now kneeling to show their love for the great leader. That’s according to the toothless guy who kept crying loudly during the entire game.
I didn't have enough money for my bill but the staff was nice enough to let me work it off for 50 years in a labor camp. Food was served in cans with pictures of cats. Healthy coat formula entree was amazing. The only place in the city with a working microwave.
Crazy dinner here. Kim happened to be dining here the same night..apparently the chef prepared his soup a bit too cold. Needless to say, Kim had the chef's hand removed with the chef's own knife..the staff then used this knife to prepare the following orders. Disgusting!
One star. I got diarrhea and took a massive dump on Great Leader's door step. At least I ate though unlike Great Leader's civilians. Thanks Great Leader!
The hippest place on the strip. You'll often spot local celebrities here. Prices are considerably high, but nice athmosphere and great food and drinks. Perfect place to spend the evenings with friends from the party.
Served glorious dishes fit for dear leader i particularly liked how all dishes and this review were served with a pistol to my temple
expired cat food
They have good dog food
Very mediocre dogfood.
I waited two hours after ordering but they never brought my food. I think maybe they didn't even have any food. The wait staff kept asking me about "Launch Codes". I have no idea what they meant by that, I just wanted a sandwich.