Baljeet's Curry House, Pyongyang

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• Anonymous

  25 April 2018

  All I can say is "MMMM MMM!" The food is delicious but the serving time took a bit longer than expected. The ramen noodles were great, made from potato. The egg was a bit weird tasting, the broth tasted like sewage, but oh my! The meat! It tastes like Bison mixed with Pork, after I needed to use the restroom I saw the basement with 100 mangled bodies of orphaned children I thought, "Wow it's organic." Truly amazing! 10/10 ALL HAIL SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG UN!

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• Anonymous

  03 April 2018

  As you can see from the photos, Turd with Nuts and Fries is a local favorite. As is the family dish, Top Ramen Noodle, to share with family and cousins who are not in prison. Also, a great feast for those calorie counters out there, (also pictured) is the Supreme Leaders Spoon Dish, locals call, "Get that spoon out of my ass!". Not to worry! Those are not automobile skid marks you see No. These are the real deal. 100% stinky! So grab the kids and walking shoes, if you own any, and slide on in for the daily specials while the wait staff sing songs of praise to the world's only Kim Un Fatbastard. You will be glad you didn't miss this glorious bounty of four, very unique flavors ; Fries, turd, turd stain and Top Ramen Noodle (my personal favorite)!! *** Now I would have given them 5 stars, but when someone trys to put a spoon in your butt, and without your consent, well that's just RUDE! :-(

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• Anonymous

  28 March 2018

  I came for the curry. I stayed for the Gulag. By the way, I really like the way the night soil compost brings out the flavour and the nutriance of the steamed vegetable side dish. The only negative comment; the waitress didn't smile much. Sorry, only 4 stars from me.

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• Anonymous

  14 February 2018

  Only the great leader himself could have made such a wonderful dish. The curry was elegant in its looks and yet simplistic in ingredients.
  Would have rated 5/5 if I has seen the great leader.

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• Anonymous

  23 January 2018

  The sauce on my food was nuclear waste. The sauce of Snivy`s salad was poop.

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• Anonymous

  15 December 2017

  The supreme leader graced us with his presence and brought some friends. I was invited to go a camp near by with a the other Americans. I can't wait I love camping. Btw what is that smell coming for the river?

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• Anonymous

  07 December 2017

  Probably the best curry I've ever had. My family and I had the tikki masala dish. There was little to no meat however I was told that our glorious leader made the basmati rice himself. What a great leader we have. I don't think there is a better place on earth to live.

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• Anonymous

  30 November 2017

  I went here in 2013 looking for a bite to eat. I am still here as a prisoner of the state. Help!
  
  The Curry is good though.
  3 Stars.

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• Anonymous

  15 November 2017

  Lovely food here. The building is beautiful with hints of Victorian architecture and the decorations were exquisite. Staff unfortunately did not serve because they were to underfed to move so I invaded the kitchen and dined on mouldy bread, rat meat and a glass of refreshing toilet water. I didn't even have to pay! 11/10 would recommend.

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• Anonymous

  21 October 2017

  This place is amazing. I love how INDIAN it is. You can tell because its name is Indian. 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

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• Anonymous

  04 October 2017

  I found out that their curry contains lead paint chips from the shipyard to turn their curry that deep orange. Now I have the shakes. Will never go again. Soba noodles sound good. I think I'll try Yankee Noodles down the street.

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• Anonymous

  28 September 2017

  Delicious dog meat sold here 🐶

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• Anonymous

  27 September 2017

  This place was pretty dissapoint. Baljeet is innocent. Try the Soba Bar down the street.

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• Anonymous

  23 September 2017

  Amazing, really great. I have the beloved to thank for this wonderful restaurant

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