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16 April 2017
Great Pizza. ask about their 2 for 1 specials. Fast delivery too.
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29 March 2017
True authentic Italian restaurant, that is what you will enjoy here. Here they serve first class delicacies, the food really stands out from everything I have seen in North Korea, mostly because it´s not grass.
What´s even better than the food is the waitress, I tell you they are practically supermodels, in terms of looks and weight. And they make you know the food is delicious, because they are really eyeing it good.
The staff also have instant cleaning service, while I was eating my pasta I dropped something, I was about to pick it up, but before I even looked down there was already a waitress eating it off the floor, gone in less than 2 seconds.
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20 March 2017
Only place in the world where you can get the authentic Italian cardboard and sweat flavour pizza!
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15 March 2017
When I first walked in, there was a strong smell of burned children. I was not sure if I could handle the smell, but then I walked over to the pizza bar and felt better. The interior had pictures of the great leader everywhere, which was uplifting and their chihuahua pizza is delicious!
I came for the lunch buffet that costs 3 food ration stamps for unlimited chihuahua pizza, orphan tear twists, labor salad, and dirt soda. Eat the garlic pug legs while they're hot!! I could eat just the garlic pug legs and still feel like I got my money's worth.
The lady at the register who had a gun to her head, was also very sweet and you could tell she really enjoyed her job because the great leader was merciful to her and her family by only raping her children twice a year. I will definitely come back!
Btw, am I the only one that thought it was called "schnauzer by the slice"??? - 2 months worth of food ration well spentresponse / report this review -
08 February 2017
It was an amazing visit to this Italian restaurant. Some waiter was saying something in Italian which I could only work out 2 words "Help Me". When we ate our Pizza we saw North Korean soldiers walk in with ak47's and shouted something in Korean. Then we saw the waiter scream and after we heard several gunshots. 5/5 For this amazing theater performance.
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