It was okay I guess When the missile took off it turned around and crashed into my home city. But then Kim told me it was just an attack from the americans. 3/10 don't come back
Was not able to see the great Kim Jon Un and when we received our food the server wiped please help me with a fake smile and not to mention our food they had served us a dog saying quote it tastes great at that point I had it and said ever heard of KFC and left
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Unfortunately the day I took my family to tour the facility they were getting a delivery of ICBM's from China! So we spent our day at the camp near there, were we played hide and seek from the guards with whips, so much fun! Any way I suggest making sure you wont have your trip coincidence with a delivery from Russia or China.
The Launchpad guards have stopped me while I was cooking my marshmallow from rocket exhaust. The vacation was spoiled after that happened, moreover my body doesn't glow in the dark after the visit of the launchpad as was promised by the guides, just my hair falls out
Some Swiss German dude lead me here. I was browsing around on youtube when he started in on the GCSP and Hitler, and the Swiss German mega conglomerate, Octagon. Anyway, I followed the rabbit hole here, after stumbling on a Swiss article from a few months back basically outlining a discussion between U.S. diplomat Evans Revere, and North Korean party member Choe Kang Il. There was a graph on the site which listed the RODONG-C missile having the capability to hit Washington, and Bernso I looked up the missile and found out this is where the testing/launch site is located. I can't imagine its a very nice place. I've never been here, and will likely never have the opportunity to visit. Anyway, don't look too deep into the Swiss conspiracy. I'll call it quits here. @joerogan, Eddie would be proud.
my hotel room was dirty, so therefore i dont think that you deserve any more stars.
and also, it doesnt smell like gunpowder and i am disappointed over the lack of Napalm bombs and autogenosides.
The fireworks looked so cool in the sky but im only rating it a two star because this short dude named kim jong un said that it could reach the west coast of america. Its all lies but the fireworks are amazing, to bad this place will be obliterated in a few weeks. But I guess that this place will be recommended for swimmers because theres going to be a new ocean called North Korea.
Totally overrated. Brochure said we could expect to see the 'new' missiles capable of reaching the west coast of America. What a sham, they were just cardboard and tinfoil, an emblazoned with pictures of Katie Perry singing "babeeee youwa fiyyyaawurk" and as for places to eatforget it
The McWong-alds happy meal was boiled noodles and a Kim Jong Urgh doll.
Noodles were ok but the doll tasted 'urgh'
This on grandfathers farm, this dumb fat kid keep trying to blow up USA but instead burns grandfathers crop. Please mister Trump, please help us
went there with my family unintentionally but in the end I was glad we went such fun activities great views of japan an minimal nuclear radiation exposure (Only 1000 rem!) the kids loved Launching missiles at Japan (Unfortunately none of them hit the military base they were aimed at :( the kids nearly cried) luckily Kim Jong Un was there and gave the kids some candy called 딩동. Also, who knew DJ Khaled spent so much time here we love his fupa! in the end a great place for the kids and the adults! Papa Bless.
One of the "Kim"s took me while I was on holiday with bae. Life has never been the same. Lord Jong-Un (may safety and peace be upon him) has shown me the truth. My life is now fulfilled, and I can die a happy attack helicopter.
Me and the bae came here for a couple's retreat, hopefully excited to catch the destruction of China as the fireworks to relight the candle that is our relationship. Unfortunately, my bae was taken from me by one of the "Kim's" (not sure which one; don't call me racist). Now I will never see him again :( #findmybaee #chinasgone
Brought the whole family, kids included. When I got there I expected to see Dim wong, but he was nowhere to be found. And when they told me he wasn't even near us? Outrageous! I brought my kids so I could prove if they ate nothing but dumplings all day they'd eventually turn into one. What a waste. No parenting point made here, the chink wasn't even there. One star.