No trains.
There are no trains here. However, there was a simple, unmarked wooden hatch reveling a roughly cut stone staircase leading into the mountainside. A series of labyrinthine tunnels followed, and after each turn, it seemed the path which I came from rearranged itself. It seemed I was lost for years, yet I never tired or became hungry/thirsty. There was a continual sense that something was just rushing out of the corner of my eye.
Eventually, I found what looked to be the same hatch which I came in. Upon exiting, I found myself in a long forgotten cemetery in the wild woods of Tennessee. It seems I exited from one of the fallen gravestones buried in the rotting soil, yet it did not budge after I closed it. And I could have sworn it was a wooden hatch
Following the trail out of the cemetery lead me to a remote, abandoned gas station. From there, I followed a map back to civilisation.
Food: 5/5 (it wasn't even needed)
Ride: 1/5 (Could have been more direct/of this mortal plane)
Staff: 4/5 (quiet and secretive, but without personal space)
Overall: 3/5
A good way to travel if all other alternatives are exhausted.