quite pleasurable and worth the trip, it is only 4 stars, as you can get the same experience by going to your nearby leisure centre.
It turns out getting across the DMZ isn't that easy. My mom always told me I should think things out before I act, but that didn't stop me from parachuting in. Apparently, North Koreans aren't too keen on Americans coming over uninvited. Moments before I was to die via firing squad, their fearless leader intervened as to further inquire about my motives. I explained sincerely my pursuit of happiness and my hopes for this pleasure ground. Kim chuckled softly and reached out to caress my face. He smiled and explained the mistranslation. I was then invited me to be a guest in his home. K-dog showed me his tank and his favorite enslaved lovers and expressed his hate for Seth Rogen multiple times.
I think I convinced him to stop his missile testing program as a show of good faith to the world but only time will tell.
It's just a crappy playground, btw
I love this pleasure park so much! The food and service was great! The supreme leader himself made an appearance to blow me. It truly was the best time ever!
A people's pleasure park? Contrary to the inviting picture on the place marker with the swing set, this was just a massive nuclear reactor that was spraying waste everywhere. That's probably how they supply all of the liquids in this great country. Fun place to be.
Pleasuring the ground is almost as fun as pleasuring the air.
A people's pleasure park? Contrary to the inviting picture on the place marker with the swing set, this was just a massive nuclear reactor that was spraying waste everywhere. That's probably how they supply all of the liquids in this great country. Oh Kim, you're such a great rocket boy.
I was so pleasured
This is where the city`s water comes from. It is not good water.
I was pleased to find out that this was the most pleasuring experience ever! Kim Jong Un even joined in the mass orgy! My life felt complete, I'm going to retire here for sure.
I touched myself and I saw the Great Leader in my ecstasy. He told me to rate this five stars. So I did.
Best pleasure I ever got in my life thanks to the Supreme Leader and his big nukes. 11/10 would recommend if you like good pleasure.
AAAAAA THERE WAS SO MUCH PLEASURE AAAAAA MMMM. IT WAS SO NICE PLEASURE IS COOL MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Great experience. I've never felt so much pleasure in my life. I got to see the Great Leader's own "Little General" and I have never had such a divine moment. I swear I heard angels singing. Public indecency apparently isn't a crime in North Korea or else everyone here was definitely breaking the law.
Dear Leader aka "Kimmy Boos" provided an extensive tuition in how to pleasure oneself. Unfortunately his crash-course demonstration of pleasuring (as performed on a mule in this instance) caused me to tear my bollocks off from the sheer amount of intensity he brought into the fray.
5/5 Would definitely maintain awkward eye contact with an Asian Pillsbury Dough Boy while Jacking Off again!
There was no one even there! I asked a big scary man with a long metal machine, and he said they all went to a summer camp up north! He offered me a ride up there, and I can't wait to go! They told me to wait outside my hotel and look for the guys in trenchcoats and ski masks. Man, I can't wait!
Due to the recent thermonuclear war scares the park had been very full of the great leaders soldiers and big scary trucks. Still had a great pleasuring visiting this glorious place. Thank you great leader. Your forces are stronger than the western world all together.
I was pleased to find out that this was the most pleasuring experience ever! Kim Jong Un even joined in the mass orgy! Ny life felt complete, I'm going to retire here for sure.
This is a great especially the retarded mascot. I love you call him the great leader
I had the best pleasuring experience of my life. Supreme leader gave all of us pleasure. Everybody got a pleasure. Want a pleasure? There are pleasures here, and then you can't leave because we have to keep pleasure in the park, outside the park there's no pleasure.
When the say "People's pleasure ground, they really mean it. Had the most enjoyable mass orgy of my life and the masquerade theme really made the experience feel authentic. Two hundred people writhing in pleasure while wearing masks of the supreme leader. It doesn't get any better.
Loved the attractions but the fireworks show sucked. First of all all the fireworks were aimed south for some odd reason and to top it off they were all duds. Seems like they couldn't figure it out so they lit sticks on fire and threw them up instead and said their fireworks were top of the line like their nukes.
I have good time. Leader says I had good time. I had good time.
A great fun park for the children, and an even better pleasure ground for the adults
This is the best fun park in the world! There was no one there and had the whole park to myself!
My favourite part was seeing all the starving children worshiping their great leader because they have no choice. Definitely one of the best moments of my life!
The people preasure ground was so exiting! Of course worshiping statues of our great leader is the best preasure you can get! so i wasnt surprised when I walked in and saw the wildllife (starving children) bending over and praying to our leader. The guards soon noticed I hadnt prayed within five seconds of entering the area, so gladly accepted the broken kneecap punishment. Was very amused, and brought much preasure. 10/10 would be starved and beaten again for the entrance fee!
Great pleasure ground experiences! Going to space on one of the many space vehicles was fun, and Kim himself posed for pictures beside his favorite dildos, putting the pleasure in the pleasure ground for sure! Locals starving to death while we rode the rides was an added bonus, and seeing Kim having sex with corpses was the best thing of all!! Great place, Kim sure knows about pleasure, all his many lovers told me as much!