Kim Jong Un's Residence

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• Liam Law

  18 April 2017

  Got special access to see the filthy capitalist pigs being tortured by The Leader Himself.
  Dirty river water and fingernails were nice for the occasion.
  Of course, I didn't get anything, I just snuck in.
  Oh yeah, I'm typing this in the prison cell.
  I'm gonna die soon.

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• Vaughn Leisure

  06 April 2017

  It was fun to see his house but the sight of a bunch of starved children working around the property was just to sad to see. I also got to see one of the missiles launched from his lake. The sad thing is that it took a small child who was cleaning the lake with it.

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• Hunter Perkins

  22 March 2017

  10/10 The Spiky beds were nice. The torture was super great especially when Kim-Jong-Un lit you on fire. The dinner and swim-up bar were moist. This place is definetly 5 stars. DANK MOIMES

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• Lewis Bratt

  31 January 2017

  I think it was a great looking place. Although there was strictly no entry and I was asked to stand far away from it. The only problem is the abusive language from the guards about people who seem to have a connection to the western world. But apart from that, it was lovely.

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• Christopher Robinson

  25 January 2017

  Great dinner, tasted a little like chloroform. The torture chamber was well constructed and the torture was good. Kim-Jong Un knows how to entertain. Would visit with my family and friends.

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