Three stars fam. Love the great leader. Praise the great leader. Should be even bigger, at least two miles by two miles to fit his greatness.
Great place to visit but I felt all the guards were staring at me, oh wait they were! right as I left they took me to their labor camp for the rest of eternity were I still am today
Stopped by here on my way to prison for the rest of my natural life, devoid of freedom and basic human rights. Nothing really grand about it at all besides the base of the monument itself. Also, my eyes were gouged out because I’m a Christian, so I could only feel the base. 2/5 would probably not see again.
22 of my closest friends have died trying to build this monument for our great leader. I berried there bodies under the monument with countless others.
I would give this a 5 star even if there isn't a North Korean soldier forcing me to.
In the background of this glorious monument of the past leaders, you can find a link to a website with pictures of fruit with breasts drawn onto them, as well as a figure which appears to be SpongeBob licking a guitar. Yaaas, it was a good place. I am being forced to write this by North Korean operatives PLEASE SEND HEqjksdf
And they said donkey sized rats don’t exist? I saw a huge one here! It was nice and so sanitary! Now I have stage three rabies!
Love the target that B-52 left behind, the kids started to play on it as the F-16s showed up and started firing at us. -2 Stars because the glorious leader's MiG-15s kept getting shot down and they landed on me!
this super nice fking monument got its own fking telephone number! how fking awesome is this !
VERY NICE POSING. GOOD JOB. PLZ DON'T BLOW ME UP XD
Not my favorite. Could use less whipping. At least I got to play a game called "미국 개 쏴". You get to be a DPRK official and shoot up capitalist dogs! I guess that was fun. At least.
got threatened in korean too much something about i brow yor wring wring off so not good service
I got a bit too excited when I saw these marvels erected in the vein of two great men, Nay . . . Gods and proceeded to bow the wrong way round. I was fantasising that I was about to receive the Dear Leaders glorious entry.
The only downside is that I had an AK-47 rammed up my chocolate tunnel instead.
Great, but they force you to bow to the dear leader if you go here.
Way to small, was expecting bigger though they give you a round of applause for tying your shoe laces in front of the great and dear leaders
Dis Statue is tooo comerate the grorious reader and of cose soupreme reader Kim eal sung. Must ratearooo 5 stars
The statues were really tall, which makes me think they were compensating for something. I was admiring them when I got whipped for not bowing before the great leaders, and now as punishment I need to wipe the great leader's ass for a month. Would not recommend.
Amazing statues of Kim Il Sung and Kim Jung Il.
You have to bow down to the leaders/gods of North Korea and lay flowers.
It still amazes me how the country struggles but they can erect such expensive buildings/statues.
Pretty cool. Many executions held here some ended too quickly for the disobedient. This is one of the few places with Wi-Fi! I decided to play pokemon go! And went to catch a wild exeggcute, but the great leader called it first. I got pepper sprayed
A good monument but could have been bigger due to this being one of the most influential and great people ever. 3/5
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Amazing monument to greatest leader of 20th century!!!! Reagan doesn't have anything on these guys. They helped the revolution of the proletariat occur in the north. I don't think we should hold it against them for not getting the dirt-bourgeoisie-american-capitalist-swine out of the south of Korea. After all the capitalist swine of america (spit) are very cunning and evil in their intents. They evil businessmen of america wish to control our great peoples republic. Kim jung-il bring great prosperty to great korean people!!! He make everyone very happy!!!! Life very pleasant in beautiful north!!! Only unhappy people here capitalist pigs who wish to subvert the great korean people!!!! Much love to glorious leader!!!!! KOrea have great military!!!! We destroy dirty capitalist pigs of america and bring workers revolution to south!!!!!
Great until grand leader declared I should re paint it with my own blood
I was promised a BJ from Kim and didnt get it, so I took a massive dump in between the statues legs, made my trip both enjoyable and interesting.