I went here for an AA meeting and ended up drinking Jägermeister with a guy named Doug while watching storage wars. He showed me his vast collection of football jerseys and then fingered me. Not bad. Will visit again.
Pathetically, I drove-by and gawked.
I was blown away by the fence. Actually it was a cool fence but that's about all you'll see.
At any rate, as I drove-by, and just before I could slow down some guy jumped over the fence and started screaming at me and smashing at my window with his closed fist. I floored it and I believe I clipped his leg, at any rate, he went down and I took off.
Doug rules.
A traditional family values type of eatery/bar. Bibles and goofy smiles everywhere. The owner definitely staggers in the way of our Lord shamelessly. Ask him for a Bible and a hug. You will definitely leave here a better person and maybe just maybe with a gift that keeps on giving.
All jokes aside, i seriously at pizza here one time with my fam. My mom made pizza, it was really good. Doug was not home. That's probably for the best, he's not that funny anyway. I get more enjoyment from cat videos.
I've never been there, but goddamn if Stanhope doesn't deserve 5 stars. Sorry about your dog, Chad. Shiiiiittt
One of the best times of my decrepit life. Farts Festival and its 3 days of debauchery will be remembered fondly till my last breath. Thank you Doug Bingo and the rest of the motley bunch of the Funhouse for all your hospitality.
Better than Alexandria.
Great place
Never a bad time at Stanhope's.
Looks like District 9