I went during their Summer Festival. They had a lot of wooden boats that they were preparing to set sail. Not sure what's inside but it is all lit up and set to sail to the shores of Japan. Spectacular sight. I will sure bring my goggles next time see what is inside those boats.
"Kid friendly" yeah, thats what glorious leader told me on the way to my new labor camp cell
I was staying in North Korea and saw the North Korean version of fourth of July. it was amazing! I saw a bunch of americans marching with chains around their necks! After they had the daily family execution. for the grand finale there was a gigantic firework that crashed into a city. would do again!
gosh it is so nice the people are so fit I WISH i was that fit. also they must work out a lot half of them where naked!!!!!! #sosweaty
I love my 1 bath per year. The great leader was nice and added free water this time.. Cant believe his generosity
Very relaxing. A little Asian man attached jumper cables and a car battery to my nipples.
No happy ending to my bath. Total waste of 5 dollars.
great wonderful place. i expect to return soon
Most wonderful places in the world. Everything is perfect. I love there and country. I will definitely go there. Great!
Lovely and inviting. The only thing is the beach is just painted concrete.
Beautiful. When I went here, I saw a nuke going towards Seoul. I loved that stunning view so much. 10^100/10
Wasnt inpressed. Found pubes in the toilets and got my bald head slapped by a drunk asain dwarf.
I heard this place is going to get bombed shortly. It sucks anyway, whenever I stay there all of the people seem to speak english and talk about this little fat kid who's on all of their posters. Im going to stay at a Trump hotel next time. Way better! So sad.
Beach is pretty clean, but no deck chairs, no umbrellas for rent and no beach bar.
Well I almost was shot dead for making an international phone call but they spared my life which was nice ☹️😁😒
So relaxing. A little Asian man attached jumper and a car battery to my nipples.
For when you want to relax (when the ultimate leader tells you you can). They have the best relaxation methods available such as, smooth rocks, warm olive oil, electric chairs, refreshing mattresses and much much more, gotta be one of my favorite places in the world.