Masik Pass Ski Resort

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• Anonymous

  11 April 2018

  The best place I have ever visited.

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• Anonymous

  20 March 2018

  Our great leader told me that I could take a break from the concentration camp and spend a weekend at this ski resort. This resort was beautifully built by the children of the People's Republic. The resort is conveniently located next to an execution grounds, providing entertainment after a long day of skiing. The large screens and speakers everywhere blasting educational videos about our glorious nation added a nice touch. I was taught how to ski by a 10 year old child. I think he whispered "Help Me" to me once but I don't really know what that means. For lunch, I had their fresh steak straight from the execution grounds. It was way more delicious than the rats & mud I ate at home. In my hotel room, there were microphones and cameras located everywhere. I had a great night sleep on the concrete bed. The next day, I went back out on the slopes. It was great powder. The nuclear winter & high radiation levels added to the great experience. But our great marshal Kim Jong Un told my friend that he was a bad skier and he was to come with him. I don't know where he is now, but I believe he is in great hands. For now, long live out great leader!

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• Anonymous

  23 February 2018

  I loved my time there, everybody were reading books and being boring. Just my type of place. The unicorns got kind of angry becuz I am short but it was fun. If you want delicious food and comfortable chairs, you are funny. Go to this place and face a dragon, beatch.

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• Anonymous

  15 February 2018

  This resort was fantastic! Me and the kids had a great time, there was no one in the slopes! I got a great discount if my kids worked for a week at the nearby concentration camp. Only one of them got sick, so it was an amazing deal. The North Koreans are a little pressed for space, so their nuclear test site was on the opposite of the mountain, but the radioactivity here is fine, they said just 400 rads, that doesn't sound like too much. Anyways, had a great time, good time on the slopes, and I only got strip-searched five times a day. 5/5 would recommend. Side note; can anyone recommend a hair loss treatment? It seems mine has been falling out a lot since the trip.

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• Anonymous

  16 November 2017

  Absolutely wonderful time! My third cousin and I had the most marvelous of times! We did some skiing, some swimming, and some dining! One of the specials included the legs of South Koreans, and lots of janitors were cooked specially for moi ;). I absolutely LOVE this place and i even got to hang with my man Kimmy Jongers for a bit. I can't find my cousin, but I'm sure he's in good hands with the Democratic Republic! See you soon Kimers! #bestskitresortontheplanet

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• Anonymous

  31 October 2017

  A huge, modern and spectacular hotel in the middle of nowhere, this hotel is the hub of the ski resort. I went there in Autumn as I am not a skier but enjoyed the amenities and the views. They have snow cannon and can provide snow when the temperature drops.
  The hotel foyer is modern and vast, the rooms clean and big as were the modern bathrooms. The bathrooms contained the usual amenities including a hair dryer.
  The dining is good and there is a good massage service as well as a swimming pool.
  
  The ski resort has cable cars and ski lifts which take you to the top where there is a modern and big restaurant on two levels with panoramic views.

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• Anonymous

  17 October 2017

  Great resort I took my family to the summer camp near by, and I guess they loved it so much they didn't want to come back. So they gave me a free pace to ski in a great skiing place. Nobody was there.

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• Anonymous

  22 September 2017

  Wonderful experience to be here. The best part was to try skiing with a trainer. You will enjoy

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• Anonymous

  07 September 2017

  Best ski resort on the planet. The costumer service was excellent we had a issue where the mountain couldn't be traveled down to get more food. I ordered room service and staff quickly cooked up one of the janitors! I had a couple bites and then decided i wasn't actually hungry i just thought i was.

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• Anonymous

  12 July 2017

  Better than Whistlerspring break here we come 2018! Changed my mindif N Korea keeps shooting missiles I won't ever visit this resort again.darn back to Whistler in 2018.

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• Anonymous

  17 June 2017

  Best ski park in the world, we had the slopes for ourselves, my friend took a fall from a frozen orphan head in the snow and was injured, fortunately they sacrificed him in the Great Leader's honor, the meals were very good, we could taste every organ in their famous Human Soup, and the staff is on a very good diet ! The only bad thing was that we couldn't see the concentration camp nearby.

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• Anonymous

  14 April 2017

  This resort was fantastic! Me and the kids had a great time, there was no one in the slopes! I got a great discount if my kids worked for a week at the nearby concentration camp. Only one of them got sick, so it was an amazing deal. The North Koreans are a little pressed for space, so their nuclear test site was on the mountain opposite, but the radioactivity here is fine, they said just 400 rads, that doesn't sound like too much. Anyways, had a great time, good slopes, and I only got strip-searched five times a day. 5/5 would recommend. Side note; can anyone recommend a hair loss treatment? It seems mine has been falling out a lot since the trip.

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• Anonymous

  11 April 2017

  Better than Whistlerspring break here we come 2018!

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• Anonymous

  10 March 2017

  Love this place, its buzzing! Went there straight, came back gay!!

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• Anonymous

  31 January 2017

  A few weeks back, Kim was over for dinner and was very excited about the upgrades he had authorised at his favorite Ski Resort. He explained that NO expense or life had been spared to ensure the Resort reached the lofty heights of a 5 Star Google Review. While the road up to the Ski Resort can be challenging, and appears to be maintained by the children of Kim's friends, the Resort itself has some stunning terrain. My favorite Ski runs included 'Prisoners Mound' and 'No Escape', while 'Nuke the West' provided plenty of highlights. Thanks for the great advice Kim

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• Anonymous

  09 December 2016

  Very nice ski resort!!!
  Ski ground and hotel is very good
  You will fell fresh and beautiful if you go there
  High recommend for you

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