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Added by Jopie, at 24 October 2017
Opening Hours
- Monday Open 24 hours
- Tuesday Open 24 hours
- Wednesday Open 24 hours
- Thursday Open 24 hours
- Friday Open 24 hours
- Saturday Open 24 hours
- Sunday Closed
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5 Reviews
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16 January 2018
anyung kim ;P
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21 December 2017
My first nuclear missile propelled boat ride ever.
Only under the regime of the glorious leader.
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28 November 2017
Glory to the great boat! Glory to the faeces flowing downstream!
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14 November 2017
Lil Kims little boat rental. More like Lil Kims little shite Rental. I asked how much a one hour tour of the river was and they said 900000 north korean Won or 1000 dollars. I was so shocked at this that I slapped the person behind the counter. This was a mistake as I discovered that this was the supreme leader disguised. He picked me up by my ear and dropped me into a little boat. He said "Dont worry about paying" in a strong korean accent. He stared at me as I floated down the river to my death. Its ok though because I managed to escape at the Rungrado May Day stadium and have a delicious dog of weiner(Real dog).
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31 October 2017
Amazing boat rental service!
However, don’t trust the guides too much. If you appear too Western for their tastes, they’ll throw you off the boat, where the current is strong, and leads you to a waterfall.
I witnessed a poor Moldovan male suffer this cruel punishment.
Fortunately, I disguised myself as the grand leader, and I had absolute luxury.response / report this review
